《My Pipe My Boots And My Lord》歌词

歌曲： My Pipe My Boots And My Lord

所属专辑：Jake In A Box (The EMI Recordings 1967-1976)

歌手： Jake Thackray

时长： 03:56

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My Pipe My Boots And My Lord - Jake Thackray[00:00:01]

Bring me me pipe call for me wife [00:00:06]

Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied [00:00:09]

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms[00:00:11]

And me boot up the Landlord’s backside [00:00:14]

I lead a peaceful life I‘m the unobtrusive type[00:00:22]

I live for my ever-loving wife and[00:00:28]

My evil-smelling pipe [00:00:31]

Though my darling loves me well [00:00:33]

She often heaps abuse[00:00:36]

On me pipe and its poxy smell [00:00:39]

But me pipe has got its usefulness [00:00:42]

For when our huffing puffing[00:00:45]

Landlord calls upon us [00:00:48]

Crushing our humble privet under his Jag [00:00:51]

I light my pipe and I defy his bluster[00:00:57]

By blowing billows of my blackest shag[00:01:03]

Up his Homberg [00:01:07]

Bring me me pipe call for me wife [00:01:15]

Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied [00:01:17]

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms[00:01:20]

And me boot up the Landlord’s backside [00:01:23]

And after my supper I like to enjoy matrimonial bliss[00:01:31]

I retire to the sofa with me pipe[00:01:36]

And dally with my missus [00:01:39]

But my little wife protests my little wife asserts[00:01:42]

She could kiss me with a lot more zest[00:01:48]

If I took me pipe out first [00:01:51]

but when our narrow-eyed landlord[00:01:54]

Comes to call upon us [00:01:57]

Prodding our garden gnome[00:02:01]

With his walking stick [00:02:03]

I tap him in the chest with me pipe stem [00:02:06]

Confidentially [00:02:09]

And watch my black tobacco juices trickle[00:02:12]

Down his mohair [00:02:17]

Bring me me pipe call for me wife [00:02:24]

Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied[00:02:27]

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms[00:02:30]

And me boot up the Landlord’s backside [00:02:33]

And at the end of the day [00:02:41]

I sit up in bed and I smoke [00:02:43]

Peacefully puffing away till me wife[00:02:47]

Has finished her cocoa [00:02:50]

But my little wife protests that[00:02:52]

Smoking in bed incurs[00:02:56]

Burn marks on me chest and[00:02:59]

A few too many on hers [00:03:02]

but when our smirking Landlord[00:03:04]

Comes to call upon us [00:03:07]

I can look him straight in his moustache [00:03:10]

Remaining ever so calm and ever so courteous [00:03:16]

And ever so gently knockin’ out me ash on[00:03:22]

His Hush Puppies [00:03:27]

Bring me me pipe call for me wife [00:03:34]

Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied [00:03:37]

With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms[00:03:40]

And me boot up the Landlord’s backside[00:03:43]