所属专辑:Ultimate Laughs
歌手: Bill Engvall
时长: 03:16
I'm A Cowboy - Bill Engvall[00:00:00]
Written by:Doug Grau[00:00:00]
I'm a cowboy[00:00:01]
Yes I am[00:00:03]
And last summer[00:00:06]
On my fortieth birthday[00:00:07]
I deserved the biggest stupid sign[00:00:08]
You could ever give an individual[00:00:09]
I decided on my[00:00:11]
Fortieth birthday[00:00:12]
I was gonna become[00:00:13]
A rough stock[00:00:13]
Bareback rider[00:00:14]
In the rodeo[00:00:15]
Not a good age[00:00:17]
To start this little hobby[00:00:17]
Guess I better tell the wife[00:00:19]
Pumpkin[00:00:22]
You ain't gonna believe this[00:00:24]
I'm going to bareback[00:00:25]
Riding school and she goes[00:00:25]
Are you stupid[00:00:26]
Ha ha I guess[00:00:28]
But I am a cowboy[00:00:30]
I'm a cowboy[00:00:33]
Yes I am[00:00:35]
Make no mistake about it[00:00:39]
I'm a rodeo man[00:00:41]
I ain't never been afraid[00:00:44]
To take the bull by the horns[00:00:45]
I've been a cowboy since the day[00:00:47]
I was born[00:00:49]
I'm a cowboy[00:00:50]
Yes I am[00:00:52]
I get to the arena[00:00:56]
The horse is in the chute[00:00:56]
But it's not even a buckin' horse ya'll[00:00:58]
It's a trainer[00:01:00]
The horse still has[00:01:01]
A halter with a lead rope on it[00:01:02]
Alright[00:01:03]
But I get behind the chutes[00:01:04]
And my coach starts callin' me[00:01:05]
Cowboy which is psyching me up[00:01:06]
I mean if he'd just[00:01:10]
Call me bill[00:01:11]
I'd have like[00:01:11]
Hey let's just[00:01:11]
Blow this off[00:01:12]
But I get behind[00:01:14]
The chutes[00:01:14]
And he goes[00:01:15]
I knew you'd show up[00:01:15]
''Cause you're[00:01:16]
A cowboy[00:01:16]
I believe you're a cowboy[00:01:17]
Hey are you a cowboy[00:01:18]
I said yes I am a cowboy[00:01:19]
I'm a cowboy[00:01:22]
Yes I am[00:01:24]
Make no mistake about it[00:01:27]
I'm a rodeo man[00:01:30]
Living for a minute[00:01:33]
When they pull that gate[00:01:34]
Countin' every second down[00:01:36]
And prayin' for eight[00:01:37]
I'm a cowboy[00:01:39]
Yes I am[00:01:41]
My coach goes[00:01:44]
Alright cowboy[00:01:44]
When you're ready[00:01:45]
You dip that hat[00:01:46]
And we're gonna[00:01:46]
Let him go[00:01:47]
I said sss let's go[00:01:47]
They slammed[00:01:49]
The gate open[00:01:49]
And lead the horse out[00:01:50]
By the rope[00:01:51]
Like you would do with your kids[00:01:54]
But I'm spurring this horse like I'm at[00:01:56]
The national finals rodeo man[00:01:58]
I'm just woah[00:02:00]
Woah oh oh[00:02:01]
And my coach is[00:02:02]
Screaming[00:02:03]
You got him cowboy[00:02:03]
You got him[00:02:04]
I said you dang right I got him[00:02:05]
I am a cowboy[00:02:07]
'Bout that time[00:02:09]
I hear my coach go get him hank[00:02:10]
Hank is my[00:02:13]
Coaches dog[00:02:14]
Who's only job[00:02:15]
Is to make this horse mad[00:02:17]
Hank jumps up and bites this horse on the butt[00:02:19]
And this horse freaked[00:02:21]
He did this lunge buck[00:02:23]
And I'm airborne[00:02:24]
I'm a cowboy[00:02:26]
Yes I am[00:02:28]
Make no mistake about it[00:02:32]
I'm a rodeo man[00:02:34]
I ain't never been afraid to take[00:02:37]
The bull by the horns[00:02:39]
I've been a cowboy[00:02:40]
Since the day I was born[00:02:41]
I'm a cowboy[00:02:43]
Yes I am[00:02:45]
And my coach goes[00:02:47]
Well bill[00:02:48]
I said oh now it's bill[00:02:49]
He said you wanna ride that horse again[00:02:52]
I said no[00:02:53]
But I got to know one thing[00:02:54]
Did that horse buck[00:02:56]
He goes yeah why[00:02:58]
And I go[00:02:58]
'Cause I am a cowboy[00:02:59]
I'm a cowboy[00:03:02]
Yes I am[00:03:05]