《The Worst Joke Ever(Live)》歌词

歌曲： The Worst Joke Ever(Live)

所属专辑：Live At The Olympia

歌手： R.E.M.

时长： 03:43

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You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark. [00:00:05]

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar. [00:00:12]

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife. [00:00:18]

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!" [00:00:23]

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime, [00:00:30]

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954? [00:00:42]

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor. [00:00:49]

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for [00:00:55]

The worst joke ever, I never [00:01:01]

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [00:01:08]

Don't bore me [00:01:14]

Now I am floating, [00:01:20]

I feel released. [00:01:22]

The moorings have been dropped, [00:01:25]

The weights unleashed. [00:01:28]

Everything is crystalline, simple and free. [00:01:31]

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change, [00:01:43]

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns [00:01:47]

You're not hurting anybody else's chances, [00:01:56]

But you're disfiguring your own. [00:02:03]

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for [00:02:09]

The worst joke ever, I never [00:02:14]

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [00:02:21]

Don't bore me, I NEVER [00:02:27]

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup [00:02:33]

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before [00:02:45]