所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 3
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 04:17
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
Honey honey hey[00:00:09]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:11]
Honey honey hey[00:00:14]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:15]
He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)[00:00:19]
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "[00:00:21]
He had an Irish Setter[00:00:22]
It was a singles bar a Tuesday night[00:00:25]
The moon was dim the band was tight[00:00:30]
They did the bump together[00:00:38]
What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white[00:00:40]
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)[00:00:47]
He was glad that he met her[00:00:53]
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")[00:00:57]
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY[00:01:02]
(They discussed the weather)[00:01:06]
Honey honey hey[00:01:31]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:33]
Honey honey hey[00:01:34]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:37]
Honey honey hey[00:01:41]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:43]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:45]
Baby don't you want a man[00:01:46]
She was the lonely sort just a little too short[00:01:49]
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport[00:01:51]
Was (in hockey the winter)[00:01:53]
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest[00:01:59]
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best[00:02:01]
As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")[00:02:04]
Later on they went off to where the music was soft [00:02:08]
The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY[00:02:12]
Who delivered their dinner[00:02:16]
The rice was brown and soon they found[00:02:23]
That the crowd around that had jammed the room [00:02:27]
Well it seemed to be getting thinner[00:02:31]
Honey honey hey[00:02:35]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:39]
Honey honey hey[00:02:41]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:44]
Honey honey hey[00:02:48]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:49]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:51]
Baby don't you want a man[00:02:52]
He took her home to a motor court[00:02:56]
She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it [00:03:00]
But it made him angry [00:03:04]
Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that[00:03:06]
Lousy BITCH )[00:03:12]
He called her a slut a pig and a whore[00:03:13]
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door[00:03:16]
In a petulant frenzy [00:03:20]
(A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy [00:03:21]
I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)[00:03:23]
On the sofa she weeps[00:03:25]
BOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:26]
She weeps and she weeps[00:03:27]
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:29]
She weeps and she peeks[00:03:31]
Through the curtain[00:03:33]
He just got in his car[00:03:43]
But the battery's dead[00:03:45]
So he asks to use the phone[00:03:46]
And she gives him some head[00:03:50]
And that's the end of the story[00:03:51]
Honey honey hey[00:03:58]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:03:59]
Honey honey hey[00:04:01]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:04:04]
Honey honey hey[00:04:08]
Baby don't you want a[00:04:09]
Baby don't you want a man[00:04:10]
Baby don't you want a man sometimes[00:04:12]