《Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)》歌词

歌曲： Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)

所属专辑：Heavy As a Really Heavy Thing

歌手： strapping young lad

时长： 03:01

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Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.) - Strapping Young Lad[00:00:00]

Written by：Devin Townsend[00:00:00]

You pretentious f**king losers[00:00:10]

You've got nothing at all[00:00:11]

You've got your fingers in your asshole[00:00:12]

And your hand on the call[00:00:13]

And you talk such f**king horseshit[00:00:14]

That it's hard to believe[00:00:15]

That you almost make careers out of being naive[00:00:16]

You you are a f**ker 'cause you sold my guitar[00:00:18]

You you are a f**ker seeking fortune in bars[00:00:20]

You you are a f**ker 'cause you say such stupid shit[00:00:22]

I've got a better line in pocket lint[00:00:24]

That what you've done with it[00:00:26]

So if you are an asshole who pretends to be a friend[00:00:28]

Then get your ass in music you'll be set to the end ending[00:00:30]

And now you've got the nerve to ask me about my temper[00:00:32]

Why yes I have become a f**king happy camper[00:00:33]

I hate your f**king faces and your trendy cut hair[00:00:35]

I hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere[00:00:36]

Because its use is just the same as what I shit into the bowl[00:00:38]

Just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole[00:00:41]

I hate your loser friends who only come out when it's right[00:00:43]

I hate that when it's down you run instead of fight[00:00:45]

I'm set to think your lot in life to test the stronger ones[00:00:47]

Will just require some chicken shit and also sneakers for the run[00:00:49]

I dig it away the shit you puked instead of swallowed[00:00:52]

In an attempt to try and find the dick instead of the load[00:00:53]

So when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper[00:00:55]

And yes I will become a f**king happy camper[00:00:57]

Stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane[00:01:11]

Wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again[00:01:15]

Where the heat will come again your flaw grows sick[00:01:22]

Your flaw will send the shit you call your business[00:01:25]

To the place that is your end[00:01:29]

Stuck in the winter cold and wet[00:01:35]

Your stupid friends have come and went[00:01:37]

And you're left behind with your idiot job[00:01:40]

And it's far from a prize you f**king dink[00:01:42]

You're a f**king dink yeah[00:01:46]

How's this for punk dink[00:01:49]

Suck my cock you pathetic excuse for a human being[00:01:52]

You're a neurotic homophobic racist dork[00:01:54]

You've also got a lot of balls to dick with[00:01:55]

Someone else life you f**king pseudo[00:01:56]

Ghetto boy in the hood middle class white[00:01:57]

Spoiled rotten bored gangsta wanna be[00:01:59]

Hunk of regenerated red neck bullshit thank[00:02:00]

Christ you don't have to rely on that staggering[00:02:01]

Intellect or dynamic personality to intimidate[00:02:03]

Others shit for brains shut the f**k up and get out[00:02:04]

Of your parents' house and get a real job you putz and[00:02:06]

For god's sake quit being such a f**king sheep now[00:02:09]

Grow the hell up[00:02:13]

Dink[00:02:14]

I let it get me down because you're in it for the glory[00:02:21]

And I'd rather leave with reason than go dying for a story[00:02:23]

And this whole l a rock thing[00:02:25]

That the malls are buying up[00:02:26]

It doesn't work it doesn't work[00:02:27]

It's so inbred I might throw up[00:02:28]

And now I'm put into the middle[00:02:30]

With the contracts and the bunk and I always end up[00:02:31]

Hearing hey man punk let's have more punk[00:02:33]

So here I am to do a favor save some hassle kiss and tell[00:02:34]

That either way my music's shit and it ain't ever going to sell[00:02:36]

So if you've got the gall to take this shit blown up your ass[00:02:37]

And you've got the cash and balls to pump the same crap out in mass[00:02:39]

Then hell I'll stand aside and with your plans I'll never tamper[00:02:42]

I'll sit and write you songs and be a f**king happy camper[00:02:43]

Yeah send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk[00:02:45]

The smaller points so I can give it all and save you work[00:02:47]

You say an album's not an album without issues left to hamper[00:02:49]

Well then f**k[00:02:51]

I guess I am a f**king[00:02:52]

Happy[00:02:54]

F**king[00:02:54]

Camp[00:02:55]