歌手: Barenaked Ladies
时长: 03:04
I know why I like you[00:00:01]
It's 'cause of your haircut and your clothing[00:00:06]
And 'cause you're racist [00:00:13]
I have a match; your face [00:00:14]
My asking you questions you can't answer[00:00:19]
You want to box me [00:00:27]
Our world works in a weird way[00:00:29]
I've heard them say a man with a beard may[00:00:31]
Frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more[00:00:35]
I know why you bite me[00:00:41]
It's cause of your canines and your instincts[00:00:47]
And 'cause I kicked you[00:00:54]
I have a bone to pick;[00:00:56]
Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers[00:01:01]
And stop meowing [00:01:08]
Man's best friend wags his tail and[00:01:10]
Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and[00:01:13]
Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war[00:01:16]
Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision [00:01:21]
And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision [00:01:26]
I've seen the facts of inter-race relations [00:01:34]
Of see-through slacks of cyber-masturbation;[00:01:38]
If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show [00:01:40]
Perhaps one day a chimp might say[00:01:45]
You have faith you just need to use it sayeth the Lord[00:01:47]
I know why I like you[00:01:51]
It's 'cause of your sandals and your supper[00:01:56]
And 'cause you're Jesus[00:02:03]
I have a match; your Dad my dad has[00:02:05]
Your picture right next to your mother's[00:02:11]
And one of Charo[00:02:18]
They hold hands up in heaven[00:02:19]
And they say that their son's name is Kevin[00:02:22]
But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack[00:02:25]