《I’m No Russian》歌词

歌曲： I’m No Russian

所属专辑：Songs from St. Somewhere

歌手： Jimmy Buffett

时长： 06:40

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I'm No Russian - Jimmy Buffett[00:00:00]

I'm no Russian[00:00:24]

Not even Prussian[00:00:26]

Doorman at the yacht club[00:00:29]

Was my one claim to fame[00:00:31]

Some say I'm nervy[00:00:34]

Hell I'm from Jersey[00:00:37]

This chasin' money[00:00:40]

Can do things to your brain[00:00:41]

How does a shore boy like me[00:00:45]

Wind up out on the Black Sea[00:00:56]

Dropped out of Harvard[00:01:07]

Then joined the Coast Guard[00:01:10]

Manned a faithful 50[00:01:13]

On a boat in Gitmo[00:01:15]

Did my duty[00:01:18]

But missed the booty[00:01:21]

I heard that St Barth[00:01:23]

Was the place I should go[00:01:25]

How could a coastie like me[00:01:29]

Sail off into infamy[00:01:40]

I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar[00:01:50]

All I ever did was steal an oligarch's car[00:01:56]

My million dollar joy ride was not the perfect crime[00:02:01]

And those bad boys from Little Odessa[00:02:06]

Don't believe in wasting time[00:02:09]

A Lamborghini Elemento[00:02:12]

Ain't your average island car[00:02:14]

"Park it close" the driver told me[00:02:15]

Sounding like some kind of czar[00:02:16]

With a bucket full of Cristal[00:02:19]

And devil w**d inside[00:02:20]

I thought it would be crazy[00:02:21]

Not to take a ride[00:02:22]

Flying through Gustavia[00:02:23]

Passing Mini Mokes[00:02:24]

The gendarme at the roundabout[00:02:25]

Didn't get the joke[00:02:27]

Speeding down the hill[00:02:28]

Like a Dassault Mirage[00:02:30]

Parked it on the runway[00:02:31]

And headed for la plage[00:02:32]

Bar on fire[00:02:46]

Din of desire[00:02:48]

Dancing on a table[00:02:51]

She was waving me in[00:02:52]

Her name was Kira[00:02:56]

She knew no fear-a[00:02:59]

Then introduced me to her vampirish friends[00:03:02]

I'd never seen such a girl[00:03:07]

Was she from some future world [00:03:18]

Over thousand dollar vodka and kilos of caviar[00:03:28]

I told them how I'd commandeered the oligarch's car[00:03:34]

They were laughing speaking Russian and getting over served[00:03:39]

When Kira looked at me and said[00:03:45]

"Could you take us round some curves "[00:03:47]

A chick drone strike[00:03:51]

Is a lethal attack[00:03:52]

You never see it comin'[00:03:53]

And you can't fight back[00:03:54]

They feel entitled to all access[00:03:55]

From clubs to army camp-as[00:03:57]

If you don't believe it[00:03:58]

Ask those generals down in Tampa[00:04:00]

The KGB and coppers[00:04:01]

Soon joined in the chase[00:04:03]

Spectators lined the roads[00:04:04]

Like a grand prix race[00:04:05]

I dropped the girls at Ti Barth[00:04:07]

To get them out of their commotion[00:04:08]

Then I missed the curve at Toiny[00:04:10]

And drove into the ocean[00:04:11]

Underwater[00:04:35]

My world is sinking[00:04:36]

Will I wind up like P**sy Riot [00:04:40]

That's what I'm thinking[00:04:42]

Feeling foolish[00:04:45]

My fate's a mystery[00:04:48]

Don't want polonium[00:04:51]

Rolled up in my sushi[00:04:53]

Oh baby Jesus come through[00:04:56]

I am in need of rescue[00:05:03]

Now we can't leave this white boy[00:05:17]

Drowning in the dark[00:05:19]

What the hell was he thinkin' [00:05:20]

You don't f**k around with sharks[00:05:22]

Turns out the lovely Kira[00:05:23]

Held a most important tool[00:05:24]

It was her daddy's Lamborghini[00:05:26]

And she saved the crazy fool[00:05:27]

No I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar[00:05:29]

They made an artificial reef out of the oligarch's car[00:05:34]

It was Kira lovely Kira who got him off the hook[00:05:39]

Then they took her yacht to Istanbul[00:05:44]

Just to take a look[00:05:48]

No I couldn't surf or sing or play the guitar[00:05:50]

All I ever did was steal an oligarch's car[00:05:56]

My million dollar joy ride was not the perfect crime[00:06:01]

But I'm not dead still have my head[00:06:07]

This margarita needs more lime[00:06:09]