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《水浒0097》歌词


歌曲: 水浒0097

所属专辑:单田芳:水浒外传(150回)

歌手: 单田芳

时长: 26:02

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水浒0097

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宋江[00:00:00]

给了卖艺人二十两纹银[00:00:03]

这个主是千恩万谢[00:00:06]

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宋江叫什么名[00:00:12]

宋江一看围着那么多人说也不方便[00:00:15]

就没报名[00:00:19]

诶正这么个时候[00:00:22]

人群外头有人喊了一嗓子[00:00:25]

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都他妈躲开[00:00:29]

老百姓回头一看[00:00:32]

是那个主[00:00:34]

吓得蔫溜溜闪退在两旁[00:00:35]

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进来个大个子[00:00:43]

这家长得跟一桶石碑差不多少[00:00:45]

上拄天下拄地[00:00:49]

横着膀子晃[00:00:51]

帽子戴到后脑勺[00:00:54]

衣服[00:00:58]

飘带不系[00:01:00]

敞胸露怀[00:01:01]

让人一看呢[00:01:04]

就不是个好人[00:01:06]

看年纪[00:01:09]

25 岁左右吧[00:01:11]

这主过来是直奔宋江[00:01:14]

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你站住[00:01:17]

宋江不知道怎么回事儿[00:01:20]

扭回身来就问他[00:01:22]

壮士[00:01:24]

有事吗[00:01:26]

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刚才这银子是你给的不[00:01:29]

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是我给的[00:01:32]

给我就打你[00:01:34]

出手如电[00:01:37]

就是一拳[00:01:39]

宋江没注意[00:01:41]

这一拳正打到宋江花盖穴上[00:01:44]

把宋江打的站立不稳[00:01:47]

这打打等哭丘[00:01:50]

摔个屁股墩儿[00:01:53]

两名解差赶紧把宋江扶起来了[00:01:56]

宋江就问壮士[00:02:01]

你因何出手伤人[00:02:03]

我打死你[00:02:05]

你装什么大尾巴灯[00:02:07]

我告诉你[00:02:12]

我们揭阳镇这块的人[00:02:14]

都是茅房***[00:02:17]

脸朝外的人[00:02:18]

耗财[00:02:20]

买脸[00:02:21]

要说周家这个卖艺的[00:02:24]

我们有的是钱[00:02:26]

为什么没人给钱呢[00:02:28]

就因为他妈卖艺的这小子不懂事儿[00:02:32]

他没拜望大爷我[00:02:36]

他要先拜望我要什么有什么[00:02:39]

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这小子吃生米的[00:02:43]

他不懂的江湖绿林道的规矩[00:02:45]

因此[00:02:49]

我事先下了通知[00:02:50]

不准给他钱[00:02:51]

不准买他的膏药[00:02:53]

你装什么大尾巴灯[00:02:56]

你有多少钱[00:02:59]

你个贼配军[00:03:01]

你想人前显圣[00:03:04]

沽名钓誉啊[00:03:06]

就冲这手[00:03:07]

我就揍你[00:03:08]

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宋江这才明白怎么回事儿[00:03:11]

这主说着过来了[00:03:13]

抡拳就要打[00:03:15]

卖艺的那主在旁边站着呢[00:03:18]

那能不管吗[00:03:21]

这位[00:03:23]

过来[00:03:24]

把双臂一伸[00:03:25]

把这主给拦住了[00:03:27]

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我朋友[00:03:29]

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怪不得我求不下钱来[00:03:32]

卖不出药去呢[00:03:34]

毛病都出在你身上[00:03:35]

我咱俩无冤无仇[00:03:38]

你这何苦呢[00:03:39]

我没说吗[00:03:41]

我是外地人[00:03:42]

初次到了贵宝地[00:03:44]

摸不着门路[00:03:46]

我就有心拜会你我不知道你家大门从哪边开呀[00:03:48]

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看来我犯你的小人呢[00:03:54]

这个事儿咱先不说[00:03:58]

就拿方才这位来说[00:04:00]

他怜悯我[00:04:03]

给了我二十两银子[00:04:04]

难道说这犯法吗[00:04:06]

不犯法[00:04:08]

你口出不逊[00:04:11]

伸手伤人[00:04:12]

你也太野了[00:04:14]

看得出[00:04:15]

大概你是本地的地头蛇吧[00:04:17]

我告诉你[00:04:21]

你要伤他[00:04:22]

今天我可不答应啊[00:04:23]

兔崽子[00:04:25]

咱俩这笔账还没算呢[00:04:28]

你不答应[00:04:30]

好了[00:04:31]

那你就替他接拳招全[00:04:32]

一个通天炮[00:04:39]

猛击卖艺人[00:04:41]

卖艺的这个主[00:04:45]

咱们说了[00:04:46]

人家会真功夫[00:04:47]

那不是一般江湖上打把式卖艺的[00:04:50]

练一下花架子[00:04:54]

花而不实不是那么回事儿[00:04:55]

这主一看[00:04:59]

拳头来了[00:05:01]

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往旁边一闪身[00:05:03]

全都躲空了[00:05:04]

双掌一合[00:05:06]

把身子一撤[00:05:08]

使了一招[00:05:10]

叫双撞掌[00:05:11]

也叫老君关门[00:05:14]

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这大汉的花盖穴和泪扇就拍来了[00:05:19]

这个人往往个子要太大呀[00:05:25]

他不灵巧[00:05:27]

所以呢[00:05:29]

他收不住[00:05:30]

招了[00:05:31]

也躲不开了[00:05:32]

打了个结结实实[00:05:35]

哒哒哒哒哒哒裤头[00:05:37]

把这主打出一丈多远[00:05:45]

摔了个仰面朝天[00:05:48]

幸亏后头有些人把他接了一下[00:05:51]

不然的话[00:05:56]

这个脑袋就震到地上了[00:05:56]

这主长这么大[00:05:59]

没吃过这亏[00:06:01]

一咕噜身在地上站起来[00:06:04]

好小子[00:06:06]

你敢打我[00:06:07]

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猛虎扑食就过来了[00:06:08]

跟卖艺人站在一处[00:06:12]

你别看卖艺人大病初愈[00:06:16]

这主是真惹不起呀[00:06:20]

到了这阵儿[00:06:23]

也豁出去了[00:06:24]

那拳头好像流星相似[00:06:27]

两个人打到十几个回合[00:06:30]

卖艺人脚下使了个钩挂连环腿扫耙[00:06:33]

大个子[00:06:40]

又摔个跟头[00:06:41]

等他起来[00:06:42]

转身又过来玩命[00:06:43]

没几个照面[00:06:46]

扑通又叫人家撩个鸽子[00:06:47]

后来卖艺人也急了[00:06:52]

把他蹬倒之后[00:06:55]

过去把他踩到脚底下[00:06:57]

是抡拳便打呀[00:06:59]

我叫你横[00:07:02]

我叫你不讲理[00:07:03]

爷爷专打着不讲理的[00:07:06]

赵全[00:07:09]

啪啪啪啪啪啪啪[00:07:09]

你打你胆小子[00:07:13]

你有多大劲儿[00:07:15]

使多大劲儿[00:07:17]

爷爷天生就不怕打[00:07:18]

啪啪啪啪啪[00:07:21]

让这主给揍的鼻青脸肿啊[00:07:24]

顺着嘴角[00:07:28]

鼻孔往外淌血[00:07:30]

宋江一看[00:07:34]

别打了[00:07:35]

这要摊了人命[00:07:37]

我就更倒霉了[00:07:39]

本来我这官司就没了结呢[00:07:41]

宋江[00:07:44]

赶紧过去把麦艺人拦住[00:07:45]

壮士留情[00:07:49]

别打了[00:07:50]

别打了[00:07:51]

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这小子实在可气[00:07:54]

他这找揍[00:07:56]

宋江说[00:07:58]

虽然如此[00:07:59]

点到为止吧[00:08:00]

把卖艺人拦住[00:08:02]

宋江两个解差[00:08:04]

把被打的大个子[00:08:07]

给架起来了[00:08:10]

这小子把膀子一甩[00:08:12]

把宋江甩了个趔趄[00:08:15]

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我记住你们几个了[00:08:22]

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我记住了[00:08:25]

君子报仇[00:08:27]

十年不晚[00:08:28]

打了我不能白打[00:08:30]

你们等着我呢[00:08:32]

这小子说完了[00:08:36]

吐了口吐嘛[00:08:37]

出了人群[00:08:39]

他走了[00:08:40]

看热闹的老百姓啊[00:08:43]

面带紧张[00:08:45]

交头接耳说什么的都有[00:08:46]

宋江心说到了碣阳镇[00:08:51]

没有熟人[00:08:55]

人生地不熟[00:08:56]

别找坤吃[00:08:59]

赶紧离开是非之地[00:09:00]

连那卖艺人他们也离开十字街了[00:09:05]

找了条背巷卖艺人[00:09:09]

再次给宋江施礼谢恩[00:09:12]

恩公啊[00:09:16]

你要不为我[00:09:17]

您能惹这气吗[00:09:18]

我觉着于心不忍[00:09:20]

我看这银子你拿回去[00:09:22]

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大哥[00:09:24]

我出手的银子[00:09:26]

怎么能往回拿呢[00:09:27]

卖艺人[00:09:30]

你贵姓啊[00:09:32]

在下免贵姓薛[00:09:34]

我叫薛勇[00:09:36]

因为我呀[00:09:40]

长这模样[00:09:41]

就像闹病人似的[00:09:43]

所以江湖上给我送个小小的绰号[00:09:45]

叫病大虫[00:09:49]

病大虫什么意思[00:09:51]

就是有病的老虎[00:09:53]

怪不得这么大能耐呢[00:09:56]

我是山西太原人[00:09:59]

不怕您笑话[00:10:02]

我的祖上都是当官的[00:10:04]

到了我父亲那辈儿[00:10:08]

家庭中落[00:10:10]

到了我这辈儿啊[00:10:11]

就更完了[00:10:13]

一贫如洗[00:10:14]

没有办法了[00:10:16]

我只好流落江湖[00:10:18]

靠着卖艺卖膏药为生[00:10:20]

这不[00:10:24]

到这儿惹了一肚子气[00:10:24]

您是啊[00:10:28]

在下山东郓城县宋江是也[00:10:29]

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啊啊[00:10:35]

您叫什么[00:10:36]

宋江是也[00:10:38]

哎呀[00:10:40]

久闻大名啊[00:10:41]

您真是名副其实的及时雨[00:10:45]

我正等银子呢[00:10:48]

您给了我这么多[00:10:50]

我有眼不识泰山[00:10:53]

请上受我一拜[00:10:55]

免了免了[00:10:56]

免了免了[00:10:57]

宋江说[00:10:58]

我算什么呢[00:11:00]

我现在是配军[00:11:01]

是国家的犯人[00:11:03]

我摊了人命官司了[00:11:05]

薛壮士啊[00:11:08]

但愿今后我们还有见面的机会[00:11:09]

这揭阳镇[00:11:14]

你可别待了[00:11:15]

以防那个大汉报复[00:11:17]

回去把账算清[00:11:20]

赶紧走吧[00:11:22]

好吧[00:11:23]

那么[00:11:25]

宋哥哥[00:11:25]

我希望今后咱们还有见面的机会[00:11:27]

说完了[00:11:31]

分手了[00:11:32]

病大虫[00:11:33]

薛勇怎么结账怎么走[00:11:34]

咱不说[00:11:37]

宋江带着俩解差[00:11:38]

也得找个地方住下[00:11:41]

在住下之前[00:11:45]

得喂喂肚子[00:11:46]

结果走到哪家酒店[00:11:48]

哪家饭馆[00:11:51]

人家也不收[00:11:53]

一看[00:11:55]

宋江领人进来了[00:11:56]

刚往这一坐[00:11:58]

伙计过来了[00:11:59]

嘿嘿[00:12:00]

对不起[00:12:00]

有酒有肉[00:12:02]

不能卖给三位[00:12:03]

你们高升一步[00:12:05]

挪个地方吧[00:12:06]

宋江就问[00:12:08]

为什么[00:12:10]

难道我们不给钱吗[00:12:11]

您就给万两黄金也不能卖给您[00:12:13]

实话跟您说吧[00:12:17]

您呢[00:12:19]

惹了事了[00:12:20]

有人已经通知我们[00:12:21]

不准卖给三位酒菜[00:12:23]

我们要卖了[00:12:26]

这饭馆子就开不成了[00:12:28]

望三位谅解[00:12:31]

宋江一口气儿换了六个地方[00:12:34]

六个地方的人说的[00:12:38]

几乎这词儿都一样[00:12:40]

那住店吧[00:12:43]

到店房里头[00:12:45]

伙计和掌柜的一看[00:12:47]

噔噔[00:12:48]

三位[00:12:49]

高升一步吧[00:12:50]

我们店房不敢收留[00:12:52]

要收留你们三位[00:12:54]

这店我们没法开了[00:12:56]

我们接着通知了[00:12:58]

不敢留你们惹祸了[00:13:00]

你说这玩意儿厉害不厉害[00:13:04]

可见刚才被打的那个大汉[00:13:07]

手眼通天[00:13:10]

颇有势力[00:13:12]

磨蹭来[00:13:15]

磨蹭去[00:13:16]

宋江他们就离开揭阳镇了[00:13:18]

天快黑了[00:13:21]

俩解差[00:13:24]

也着急了[00:13:25]

我宋押司[00:13:27]

要说您这人呢[00:13:29]

是真不错[00:13:31]

挥金如土[00:13:32]

仗义疏财[00:13:34]

但是[00:13:36]

好心不得好报[00:13:37]

人上一摆[00:13:40]

星星色色[00:13:42]

这个世界就是五花八门呢[00:13:44]

你看[00:13:47]

一片好心[00:13:48]

惹了这么多的麻烦[00:13:49]

到现在饿着肚子[00:13:51]

连投宿[00:13:53]

都找不着门呢[00:13:55]

你这仨人不都得受罪吗[00:13:57]

宋江说[00:13:59]

别着急[00:14:00]

镇里头不行[00:14:01]

咱们往外边儿走一程[00:14:04]

找个宽绰的住户不也可以吗[00:14:07]

那事到如今[00:14:11]

只好如此了[00:14:12]

他们离开揭阳镇五里[00:14:14]

往道边上一看[00:14:17]

在密林之中[00:14:19]

有一所宅院[00:14:21]

大院套[00:14:23]

看得出是有钱人家[00:14:25]

你要投诉[00:14:28]

你就上这儿来[00:14:29]

要找一家[00:14:32]

祖孙三代十来口[00:14:34]

几亿间房[00:14:36]

自己都不够住[00:14:37]

能招外人吗[00:14:39]

所以宋江领着两个长剑[00:14:42]

到了这家的门首[00:14:45]

啪啪啪一砸门[00:14:47]

有个家人把门开开了[00:14:50]

现在天已经黑了[00:14:52]

家人提着灯看了看他们仨人[00:14:54]

有事啊[00:14:57]

老兄啊[00:14:59]

我们赶奔江州[00:15:01]

错过宿头[00:15:04]

你看天色已晚[00:15:06]

我们也不能蹲露天地呀[00:15:09]

打算求赏个方便[00:15:12]

我们在这儿住一晚上[00:15:14]

明日加倍给钱[00:15:16]

不知意下如何[00:15:19]

哎呀呀[00:15:21]

我是当奴才的[00:15:23]

做不了这个主[00:15:24]

稍候片刻啊[00:15:26]

我请示请示庄主[00:15:27]

诶时间不大[00:15:30]

这家人又出来了[00:15:33]

满脸陪笑[00:15:34]

三位请吧[00:15:35]

庄主答应了[00:15:36]

哎呀[00:15:39]

三个人一听啊[00:15:39]

这心才放下[00:15:40]

总算[00:15:42]

没蹲露天地[00:15:43]

家人[00:15:46]

门关上[00:15:46]

把他们领进正厅[00:15:47]

这个庄主啊[00:15:51]

50 多岁[00:15:52]

也是个大个[00:15:54]

一瞅[00:15:56]

忠厚老实[00:15:57]

员外金对花[00:15:59]

员外场[00:16:01]

笑脸相迎[00:16:02]

让宋江三人坐下[00:16:04]

一问从哪儿来[00:16:06]

宋江说[00:16:08]

从济州来[00:16:09]

奔江州去[00:16:10]

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路途可不近呢[00:16:12]

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没吃饭呢[00:16:16]

没有呢[00:16:17]

既然如此[00:16:18]

来人呐[00:16:19]

告诉厨下[00:16:20]

准备丰盛的吃喝[00:16:22]

现捅开炉子[00:16:25]

现给做[00:16:27]

宋江他们真饿[00:16:30]

透气儿了[00:16:31]

到了这也无所顾忌了[00:16:33]

反正给人钱呗[00:16:35]

你看[00:16:36]

真丰盛[00:16:37]

鸡鸭鱼肉[00:16:39]

应有尽有[00:16:41]

酒管够喝[00:16:43]

白面[00:16:45]

大馒头[00:16:46]

面条[00:16:47]

这顿吃的比哪一顿都香[00:16:48]

这三位甩开腮帮子[00:16:52]

掂起大槽牙[00:16:55]

吃了个风卷残云[00:16:56]

连汤都喝了[00:16:59]

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撑得直打饱嗝[00:17:05]

庄主也乐了[00:17:08]

哎呀[00:17:10]

看来三位饿极了[00:17:11]

可不是吗[00:17:12]

一整天没吃东西了[00:17:13]

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来呢[00:17:17]

把房子给准备好了吗[00:17:18]

都准备好了[00:17:20]

三位啊[00:17:21]

我还有事[00:17:22]

不能奉陪[00:17:23]

三位[00:17:25]

屈尊大驾[00:17:26]

高屋[00:17:27]

休息吧啊[00:17:28]

明日如果闹天气或者有事不能走[00:17:30]

那么继续住到我这儿[00:17:33]

我是分文不收[00:17:36]

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那哪行啊[00:17:38]

不收不收[00:17:39]

人嘛[00:17:40]

都有个马高[00:17:41]

凳短[00:17:43]

就拿我来说[00:17:44]

也经常出门[00:17:45]

家里虽然有钱[00:17:47]

到外头也经常遇上不方便的事儿[00:17:49]

正所谓家趁万贯[00:17:52]

都有一时之不便[00:17:55]

这算不了什么[00:17:57]

说着话[00:18:00]

家人提着灯[00:18:00]

把宋江两名解差引到前院[00:18:02]

你这屋子还真宽敞[00:18:07]

进了屋之后[00:18:10]

一张大二人床[00:18:11]

还有一张单床[00:18:13]

宋江住单床[00:18:15]

俩解差住二人床[00:18:17]

火箭[00:18:21]

又拿着木桶给拎了水[00:18:23]

净净面[00:18:26]

烫烫脚[00:18:27]

一看一切都完事儿了[00:18:29]

伙计说[00:18:31]

三位早歇着吧[00:18:32]

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我走了[00:18:33]

倒带房门走了[00:18:34]

俩解差呀[00:18:38]

一边脱衣服一边说[00:18:40]

我送亚瑟[00:18:43]

我看来天下[00:18:45]

还是好人多是吧[00:18:47]

要都歪脖子横廊的[00:18:50]

这世界就乱套了[00:18:52]

宋江说[00:18:54]

你说的一点儿都不假呀[00:18:55]

那个歹人毕竟是少数[00:18:58]

让一条鱼搅的满锅腥啊[00:19:02]

好人还是多的休息吧[00:19:06]

仨人躺下了[00:19:11]

各有心事[00:19:13]

他睡不着啊[00:19:15]

宋江啊[00:19:18]

就在这床上翻过来调过去[00:19:19]

心里开锅[00:19:22]

先想他爹[00:19:24]

我走那会儿[00:19:27]

我爹送行[00:19:28]

老人家含着眼泪呀[00:19:30]

当爹的心里得多难过呀[00:19:33]

凡是当老人的[00:19:37]

都是望子成龙[00:19:38]

希望我当个官儿啊[00:19:41]

骑匹马呀[00:19:43]

发个财呀[00:19:45]

娶个好媳妇[00:19:46]

生活得过老人这[00:19:48]

看着才高兴[00:19:51]

哪知道他儿子犯了法了[00:19:53]

现在成为配军了[00:19:56]

当爹的心[00:19:59]

什么滋味[00:20:00]

我爹不定哭了几回了[00:20:02]

苍天呐[00:20:05]

但愿苍天睁眼[00:20:07]

菩萨保佑[00:20:09]

让我爹身子骨硬硬实实的[00:20:12]

我到江州好好干[00:20:16]

争取提前释放[00:20:19]

回到家去[00:20:21]

好侍奉他老人家[00:20:23]

一会儿又想水泊梁山[00:20:28]

天王晁盖、智多星吴用、入云龙公孙胜、豹子头林冲、小李广花荣、霹雳火秦明等等众人都出现在面前[00:20:31]

跟走马灯似的[00:20:45]

宋江越想[00:20:48]

觉得这帮人越可爱[00:20:50]

可惜呀[00:20:54]

现在弟兄们不能在一起共事啊[00:20:55]

然后又想到江州[00:21:00]

江州是个什么样牢城营对我能如何[00:21:02]

我在这儿能待几年[00:21:06]

这心呐[00:21:09]

简直就野了[00:21:11]

像脱缰的野马[00:21:13]

自己也无法控制[00:21:15]

后来想的这个脑袋嘣嘣嘣嘣[00:21:18]

脑仁直蹦[00:21:21]

宋江把头蒙上了[00:21:23]

别想了[00:21:25]

睡觉睡觉[00:21:25]

哎呀[00:21:27]

睡吧[00:21:27]

迷迷糊糊[00:21:30]

还没等睡着呢[00:21:31]

就听有人敲门的声[00:21:33]

可不是[00:21:35]

敲他们的房门[00:21:36]

敲大门[00:21:37]

咚咚咚咚咚[00:21:39]

开门[00:21:42]

开门[00:21:43]

咚咚[00:21:43]

听这声音[00:21:46]

来的人还不少[00:21:48]

院里有人说话[00:21:50]

来了来了[00:21:52]

等等[00:21:53]

稀了咣当[00:21:54]

没有没有没有[00:21:56]

大门开着[00:21:57]

院里响起一阵杂乱的脚步声音[00:21:59]

紧跟着窗棂纸上灯光一晃[00:22:03]

看那意思[00:22:08]

人的确不少[00:22:09]

宋江也睡不着[00:22:11]

下了地了[00:22:13]

把门轻轻的开了个缝[00:22:14]

往外头看着[00:22:17]

那两名解差也没睡着[00:22:19]

也下了地了[00:22:21]

站在宋江的身后[00:22:23]

拔着脖也往外看[00:22:25]

不看则可[00:22:27]

一看呢[00:22:28]

可吓坏了[00:22:29]

外边进来那主[00:22:31]

谁呀[00:22:33]

正是挨打的那个大汉[00:22:33]

拿药布包着脑袋[00:22:36]

腮帮子上贴着膏药[00:22:39]

本来长得就难看[00:22:41]

在这一装饰就更难看了[00:22:43]

手里拎着一把明晃晃的鬼头刀[00:22:47]

后头跟着四五十号[00:22:50]

活了[00:22:52]

活了[00:22:53]

进了院了[00:22:54]

可没上他们这儿来往里走[00:22:55]

正在这时[00:23:00]

本宅的老主人[00:23:02]

也就是那个庄主[00:23:04]

应出来了[00:23:07]

就在宋江啊[00:23:08]

他们这个小院儿的门前说话门开着[00:23:10]

所以看的挺清[00:23:13]

就见那老庄主把他拦住了[00:23:16]

小二子[00:23:19]

你干什么[00:23:21]

深更半夜[00:23:23]

你上哪儿去了[00:23:24]

领着这么多人拿刀动枪的[00:23:26]

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你要惹什么事[00:23:29]

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你别管[00:23:32]

你儿我受了欺负了[00:23:35]

你知道不[00:23:37]

有人把我一顿胖揍[00:23:39]

肋条[00:23:42]

骨都给打伤了[00:23:42]

脖子也扭了筋了[00:23:44]

脑门子也青了[00:23:46]

后脑勺也破了[00:23:47]

浑身上下20 多处伤[00:23:49]

我我就这么善罢甘休啊[00:23:52]

所以我领着我这些弟兄[00:23:55]

正划拉那些仇人呢[00:23:58]

一个两个[00:24:00]

三四个[00:24:01]

抓住他们[00:24:03]

扒他的皮[00:24:04]

抽他的筋[00:24:06]

眼珠抠出来啊啪啪当炮踩[00:24:07]

深更半夜[00:24:11]

本来就肃静[00:24:14]

这家这嗓门还挺大连吵吵带喊[00:24:16]

听得非常清楚[00:24:19]

宋江和两名解差一听[00:24:22]

倒吸了一口冷气[00:24:24]

哎呀[00:24:26]

坏了[00:24:27]

怎么那么倒霉[00:24:30]

投诉[00:24:33]

还跑他们家来了[00:24:34]

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招待我们那老者闹了半天[00:24:37]

是他爹[00:24:39]

当爹的有不向着儿子的吗[00:24:41]

只要他一说实话[00:24:44]

把门窗一堵[00:24:45]

我们仨全得归位[00:24:47]

诶诶糟糕糟糕糟[00:24:49]

可人家都堵着门在这说话呢[00:24:52]

想跑也跑不了[00:24:55]

就听那老头说[00:24:57]

冤家[00:24:59]

冤家[00:25:00]

你净给我惹祸呀[00:25:02]

我不是给你支罗锅[00:25:05]

那四个人他怎么不打别人[00:25:08]

专打你呢诶[00:25:11]

为什么瞅你不顺眼[00:25:14]

还不是因为你找衅人家吗[00:25:16]

你自己找揍吗[00:25:19]

儿啊[00:25:22]

听爹的话[00:25:23]

拉倒吧[00:25:24]

千万别惹事了[00:25:26]

你呆着吧你[00:25:27]

挺大岁数[00:25:30]

你N 吧[00:25:31]

什么玩意儿[00:25:32]

你N 啵呀[00:25:33]

这个事儿[00:25:35]

谁说也了不了[00:25:36]

我找我哥哥来了[00:25:38]

我哥在哪儿呢[00:25:39]

让我哥起来帮我们的忙[00:25:41]

我找不着[00:25:43]

他能找着[00:25:44]

就是挖地三尺[00:25:47]

也得把这四个小子抠出来[00:25:49]

不然的话[00:25:52]

我咽不下这口气[00:25:53]

我绝不能跟他们善罢甘休[00:25:55]