《Val Kilmer(Main Version)》歌词

歌曲： Val Kilmer(Main Version)

所属专辑：The Great Burrito Extortion Case

歌手： Bowling For Soup

时长： 03:31

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I always thought my movie would be a comedy[00:00:00]

Not quite the tragedy that it's become[00:00:04]

More slapstick than chick-flick[00:00:08]

More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'[00:00:11]

So thank me at the podium[00:00:15]

For a lifetime of contribution[00:00:18]

Turn on the cameras someone cue the extras[00:00:22]

Hair and makeup to the set[00:00:25]

Because the big screen's calling[00:00:28]

Final casting call[00:00:29]

It's your big shot baby[00:00:31]

You're the next big star[00:00:33]

Of another stupid movie[00:00:35]

'Bout a guy with a broken heart[00:00:36]

Who's falling apart[00:00:39]

You're headed for the cutting room floor[00:00:42]

Headed for the cutting room floor[00:00:43]

And in the sequel honey[00:00:45]

I'm the guy who gets the girl[00:00:46]

So if you miss my movie get the DVD[00:00:53]

Check out the chemistry between you and me[00:00:58]

Less 'Raising Arizona'[00:01:01]

More 'Steel Magnolias'[00:01:04]

So when you walk down that red carpet[00:01:08]

I hope you trip and fall[00:01:10]

I hope someone squirts you with a water gun[00:01:15]

A super soaker filled with pee[00:01:18]

Because the big screen's calling[00:01:21]

Final casting call[00:01:23]

It's your big shot baby[00:01:25]

You're the next big star[00:01:26]

Of another stupid movie[00:01:28]

'Bout a guy with a broken heart[00:01:29]

Who's falling apart[00:01:32]

You're headed for the cutting room floor[00:01:35]

Headed for the cutting room floor[00:01:36]

And in the sequel honey[00:01:38]

I'm the guy who gets the girl[00:01:39]

All apologies to Kevin Costner[00:01:43]

And that chick from 'Monster'[00:01:46]

Give me Adam Sandler Will Ferrell[00:01:49]

Belushi and even Val Kilmer[00:01:52]

He was funny in 'Real Genius'[00:01:55]

What about 'Top Gun' [00:01:59]

No 'Top Gun' wasn't funny whatever[00:02:00]

'Top Secret' was funny too[00:02:03]

But he sucked as Batman[00:02:06]

Because the big screen's calling[00:02:08]

Final casting call[00:02:10]

It's your big shot baby[00:02:11]

You're the next big star[00:02:13]

Of another dumb movie[00:02:15]

'Bout a guy with a broken heart[00:02:16]

I'm falling apart[00:02:19]

Steven Spielberg's calling[00:02:21]

And he's sending a car[00:02:23]

It's your big shot baby[00:02:25]

You're the next big star[00:02:26]

Of another stupid movie[00:02:28]

'Bout a guy with a broken heart[00:02:29]

Who's falling apart[00:02:33]

You're headed for the cutting room floor[00:02:35]

Headed for the cutting room floor[00:02:37]

And in the sequel honey[00:02:38]

I'm the guy who gets the girl[00:02:40]

Who gets the girl[00:02:44]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:02:46]

Adam Sandler Will Ferrel [00:02:48]

Belushi and Akroid[00:02:50]

Who gets the girl[00:02:51]

Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes[00:02:53]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:02:53]

Eddie Murphy 'til 90 [00:02:55]

Chris Rock and John Candy[00:02:56]

Who gets the girl[00:02:58]

The cast of Hollywood Knights[00:02:59]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:03:00]

Mike Myers [00:03:02]

Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers[00:03:02]

Who gets the girl[00:03:04]

Are more my style[00:03:06]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:03:07]

Terms Of Endearment I didn't get it[00:03:09]

Who gets the girl[00:03:10]

I'd much rather shut up and smile[00:03:12]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:03:14]

Adam Sandler Will Ferrel [00:03:15]

Belushi and Akroid[00:03:16]

Who gets the girl[00:03:17]

Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes[00:03:19]

I'm the guy that gets the girl[00:03:20]

Eddie Murphy 'til 90 [00:03:22]

Chris Rock and John Candy[00:03:23]

Who gets the girl[00:03:24]