所属专辑:Broadway The Hard Way (Explicit)
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 05:37
Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
FZ: Alright Now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby [00:00:03]
And I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before And [00:00:14]
He's a very nice man [00:00:21]
And he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said: "How would you Mr Sting [00:00:22]
Like to come up on stage and perform with us " Now [00:00:29]
Sting: How's [ [00:00:48]
When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something [00:00:52]
Well four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me:[00:00:59]
He said this here song by The Police "[00:01:04]
Murder By Numbers " was written by SATAN [00:01:07]
Performed by the sons of SATAN BEELZEBUB [00:01:12]
LUCIFER THE HORNED ONE [00:01:19]
I wrote the f**kin' song alright [00:01:23]
Once that you've decided on a killing[00:01:33]
First you make a stone of your heart[00:01:37]
If you find that your hands are still willing[00:01:41]
Then you can turn a murder into art[00:01:46]
There really isn't any need for bloodshed[00:01:49]
You just do it with a little more finesse[00:01:52]
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee[00:01:57]
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because[00:02:01]
It's murder by numbers one two three[00:02:06]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:02:08]
Murder by numbers one two three[00:02:12]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:02:16]
Now if you have a taste for this experience[00:02:41]
And you're flushed with your very first success[00:02:45]
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome[00:02:49]
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less[00:02:52]
Because a murder is like anything you take to[00:02:56]
It's a habit-forming need for more and more[00:03:00]
You can bump off every member of your family[00:03:05]
And anybody else you find a bore[00:03:08]
Because it's murder by numbers one two three[00:03:12]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:03:15]
Murder by numbers one two three[00:03:18]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:03:23]
I said murder by numbers one two three[00:03:26]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:03:32]
Murder by numbers one two three[00:03:34]
It's as easy to learn as your ABC[00:03:37]
Murder by numbers A B C D E[00:03:42]
FZ: Mr Sting Ladies and gentlemen Mr Sting [00:03:54]
Ike: Sting [00:05:20]
FZ: Thank you "Murder By Numbers" And then suddenly[00:05:21]