所属专辑:Out-Of-State Plates
时长: 02:40
At the KOC Local 313[00:00:08]
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine[00:00:11]
And he knows he knows he knows[00:00:15]
Life can be funny[00:00:18]
He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on[00:00:22]
Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone[00:00:25]
And I know I know God knows[00:00:29]
We need the money[00:00:32]
And he's a big red cherry[00:00:36]
But it's hard to be merry[00:00:38]
When the kids are all laughing[00:00:40]
Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia[00:00:42]
Ain't he cute [00:00:45]
The man in the Santa suit[00:00:46]
And all the Moms in town bring their brats around[00:00:58]
And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down[00:01:01]
Now it's up hey how 'bout that[00:01:04]
It looks like a milkshake[00:01:08]
Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here[00:01:12]
Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer[00:01:15]
And he says kid shut your mouth[00:01:19]
You give me a headache[00:01:22]
And he's jolly and hairy[00:01:26]
But it's hard to be merry[00:01:28]
When the guys at the bar[00:01:30]
Say he looks like a fairy[00:01:32]
But he's doing it just for the loot[00:01:34]
The man in the Santa suit[00:01:36]
And he's a big red cherry[00:02:09]
He's jolly and hairy[00:02:11]
Everyone's laughing but he doesn't care[00:02:13]
He stays cool[00:02:16]
Ain't he cute [00:02:18]
The man in the Santa suit[00:02:19]