《Manic Depressive Presents Lobby Number》歌词

歌曲： Manic Depressive Presents Lobby Number

所属专辑：The Very Best Of

歌手： Danny Kaye&Jane Wyman&Bin

时长： 05:58

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Lobby Number: Manic Depressive Presents - Danny Kaye/The Andrews Sisters (安德鲁斯姐妹)[00:00:00]

Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR, roar)[00:00:05]

“Hello Fresno, Goodbye”[00:00:14]

Now you know the name of the picture[00:00:20]

And you’d like to see it — But no…[00:00:31]

Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk[00:00:37]

From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk[00:00:40]

From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes[00:00:43]

From an idea by Grokes, based on Joe Miller’s jokes.[00:00:45]

Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it.[00:00:53]

And you’d still like to see it — But no….[00:00:56]

Art direction Pickepup, interiors Minervipup[00:01:01]

Photography Alonzotech, recorded sound by Needlepeck[00:01:02]

Upholstery by Thackery, Hackery by Dackery[00:01:04]

Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc.[00:01:05]

Now finally — finally at last comes the picture[00:01:11]

And what do we see?[00:01:17]

The same old beautiful chorus girls.[00:01:19]

The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno, California[00:01:23]

So what are they singing?[00:01:29]

When it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New Jersey[00:01:31]

We’ll make a peach of a pair. I know we canteloup[00:01:34]

So honeydew be mine — and dip:[00:01:39]

Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man[00:01:42]

He is our hero, Cowboy Dan[00:01:44]

A gallopin’, yodelin’ buckaroo[00:01:46]

His horse, of course, is a baritone too.[00:01:48]

I’ve got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo)[00:01:51]

I’ve got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo)[00:02:05]

I’ve got that (yi-hi-hoo)[00:02:12]

The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew)[00:02:14]

But where is our heroine?[00:02:20]

As the bell rings for lunch, we find our heroine in the corral[00:02:22]

Eating her heart out.[00:02:26]

She is Mary Sue Ann, tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act[00:02:27]

Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle[00:02:31]

Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism, who said:[00:02:33]

By jove, the Gorin baby; I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did).[00:02:35]

But she wants to tap dance, and Cowboy Dan, who she met on this trip[00:02:40]

Wants to marry her so she can tap dance, but she knows[00:02:43]

Sir Basil will never permit this. Never, never, never![00:02:45]

(mewewewewe)[00:02:49]

But through her tears she is singing a happy little song[00:02:58]

Because she is also a coluratura soprano[00:03:05]

(loo, loo, loo, looo, etc.)[00:03:11]

She is beside herself (her favorite position)[00:03:30]

Oh, Father, you must let me marry Cowboy Dan![00:03:35]

He owns the biggest ranch in Texas, Bar None![00:03:38]

Bar None? Why that’s the password for the FBI.[00:03:42]

It can’t be. No no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes[00:03:46]

It can’t be! But it was.[00:03:51]

He rushes to Mary Sue Ann: “Mary Sue Ann, can you help me out?[00:03:55]

Can you tap out a mssage in code? “[00:03:58]

This is her big chance, now she can tap dance, (which she does)[00:04:00]

But what has she done? She has betrayed her own father.[00:04:03]

But he isn’t her father. He’s Henrik…..the dangerous German spy.[00:04:06]

Stick up our hands you dirty rat,[00:04:26]

So ah-ah-ah-ah, the FBI has finally captured the German spy.[00:04:28]

Dan and Mary are about to blend, you think the picture’s about to end?[00:04:32]

But no….[00:04:36]

Whoever heard of a musical picture without Carmelita Pepita,[00:04:39]

The Bolivian bombshell.[00:04:42]

“I wish you would come with me to my little village in Bolivia.[00:04:45]

So peaceful there in the purple mountains and the lovely mist,[00:04:55]

And the shining stars. And the little people who live so simple and quiet.[00:05:02]

And every night, all they want to do is…”[00:05:12]

Grab your partner swing away, it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New J.[00:05:16]

Grab her by the feet and swing her by the hair and you will make[00:05:20]

A peach of a pair… Oh grant?[00:05:24]

So here we are back in Fresno, California. And this is where you came in.[00:05:26]

But do not fret my friend. This is a picture that ends in the middle for the[00:05:31]

Benefit of the people who came in – in the middle.[00:05:37]

This — this is The End.[00:05:42]