《But I’m Yours》歌词

歌曲： But I’m Yours

所属专辑：Family Guy Live in Vegas

歌手： Various Artists

时长： 03:56

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But I'm Yours (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)[00:00:00]

Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world[00:00:00]

Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois[00:00:03]

Hey let me tell you something[00:00:05]

I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse[00:00:09]

You do ok[00:00:14]

I drink too much and leave the cans around the house[00:00:15]

Well you do do that[00:00:20]

And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse[00:00:21]

What[00:00:26]

I may be thoughtless[00:00:27]

No you're not[00:00:28]

I may be sloppy[00:00:30]

Well a little[00:00:31]

I may be stupid[00:00:32]

Well a lot[00:00:34]

But I'm yours[00:00:35]

You're figure isn't always what it ought to be[00:00:39]

Eh I gotta lose five pounds[00:00:43]

But rollie pollie belly's never bothered me[00:00:45]

Thank you[00:00:49]

Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee[00:00:50]

Ahh[00:00:55]

I may be chubby[00:00:56]

Well 296[00:00:57]

I may be lazy[00:00:59]

Sorry 298[00:01:00]

I may be clumsy[00:01:02]

Only often[00:01:03]

But I'm yours[00:01:04]

What if one day a rapist attacked me[00:01:07]

I would use him to mop up the street[00:01:13]

You would[00:01:18]

You bet I got a left hook[00:01:19]

What if he was big[00:01:20]

I got a right hook[00:01:22]

What if he was a woman[00:01:24]

I got a camera freaking sweet[00:01:25]

I You may be brainless[00:01:31]

I You may be witless[00:01:33]

I may be Irish[00:01:37]

But I'm yours[00:01:39]

And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to[00:01:42]

That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true[00:01:49]

I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through[00:01:54]

Will you empty the trash[00:01:59]

I got a backache[00:02:00]

Will you fix the toilet[00:02:01]

I got a headache[00:02:03]

Will you vacuum the den[00:02:04]

I got a penis[00:02:06]

You're a sexist[00:02:07]

But I'm yours[00:02:08]

They say a man should treat his lady like a prize[00:02:12]

A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes[00:02:18]

But I won't do that Greeky thing of humping guys[00:02:23]

I may be phobic I may be stinky[00:02:29]

I may be farting but I'm yours[00:02:35]

Would you brave any hurdle to save me[00:02:40]

I would slay any foes by the scores[00:02:46]

Lions[00:02:51]

I got a shotgun[00:02:52]

Tigers[00:02:54]

I got a blowtorch[00:02:55]

The Christian right[00:02:57]

I got a porno[00:02:58]

That'll do it[00:03:00]

'Cause I'm yours[00:03:00]

I You may be dopesty[00:03:04]

I You may be messy[00:03:07]

I You may be Peter[00:03:11]

And I'm yours[00:03:14]

Hey you smell something[00:03:25]

Oh dear[00:03:27]

What[00:03:28]

Oh dear[00:03:28]

What's the matter[00:03:30]

Oh you're not going to like this[00:03:30]

What[00:03:32]

I just made a doody[00:03:32]

Oh God[00:03:34]

I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced[00:03:35]

What do you mean unannounced[00:03:38]

Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs[00:03:39]

This one seems to have no regard for protocol[00:03:42]

Do you need a change[00:03:45]

No no it's alright[00:03:46]

Op there's another one[00:03:46]

Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number[00:03:49]

Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim[00:03:52]