《The Vasectomy Song》歌词

歌曲： The Vasectomy Song

所属专辑：Old Farts In Caravan Parks

歌手： John Williamson

时长： 03:54

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The Vasectomy Song - John Williams[00:00:00]

It's just a modern world we live in [00:00:15]

But why do they pick on me[00:00:19]

Why just the other week[00:00:23]

My missus had the cheek[00:00:25]

To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y[00:00:27]

At first it never clicked[00:00:32]

That I was gettin' nicked [00:00:33]

I thought it was to test virility[00:00:36]

Than after I went through it [00:00:40]

Ten days we couldn't do it[00:00:42]

And then the doctor said to me[00:00:44]

I couldn't believe it folks[00:00:48]

He said please blow into this bag please sir[00:00:51]

What to test your capability[00:00:54]

I beg your pardon[00:00:58]

We're cutting down on accidents[00:01:00]

I said are you fair dinkum He said[00:01:02]

Please blow into this bag and we'll see[00:01:04]

Well[00:01:07]

I couldn't believe it at first[00:01:10]

But you know what they say about doctors orders[00:01:12]

So he gave me the little bag[00:01:14]

And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups[00:01:17]

Grubby little room it was too [00:01:22]

And I came back with my little bag[00:01:25]

And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I[00:01:29]

It's just a modern world we live in [00:01:35]

There's knew fangled things every day[00:01:39]

The cop said I was speedin' accordin' to his readin'[00:01:43]

But I was three kilometers away[00:01:47]

I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad [00:01:51]

I tried to stay as calm as I could be[00:01:55]

He found a bawldy tread [00:01:59]

He saw my eyes were red[00:02:01]

And then he said this strange thing to me[00:02:03]

I said what again[00:02:09]

He said please blow into this bag please sir[00:02:12]

I said hang on to test your capability[00:02:16]

What we're cutting down on accidents[00:02:20]

I said are you fair dinkum He said[00:02:23]

Please blow into this bag and we'll see[00:02:25]

Well this time I really was shaken up [00:02:29]

The cop could see I was a bit excited[00:02:31]

He said well you better take a good grip[00:02:34]

On yourself son[00:02:36]

So I went around behind a big gum tree[00:02:38]

And came back with my little bag[00:02:42]

Well you can imagine what happened[00:02:45]

It's just a modern world we live in [00:02:49]

I'm feelin' very sad and pale[00:02:53]

The judge said I was sick[00:02:57]

And threw me in the nick[00:02:59]

And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail[00:03:01]

So take it from a fool like me [00:03:05]

Beware of quacks and boys in blue[00:03:09]

I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused[00:03:13]

I'd catch a train if I was you[00:03:17]

All together now[00:03:23]

Please blow into this bag please sir[00:03:24]

Ahh It sends a shiver down my spine[00:03:28]

Please blow into this bag please sir[00:03:33]

If the women don't get you it's the wine[00:03:37]