歌手: Phil Harris
时长: 02:12
The Preacher and the Bear - Phil Harris[00:00:00]
Now a preacher went out walking[00:00:07]
Was on one Sunday morn[00:00:08]
It was against his religion[00:00:11]
But he took his gun along[00:00:12]
He shot himself some mighty fine quail[00:00:14]
And one little measly hare[00:00:16]
But on his way returning home[00:00:17]
He met a great big grizzly bear[00:00:19]
Well the bear got down in the middle of the road[00:00:21]
On all fours like a great big toad[00:00:23]
And looked that preacher right square in the eye[00:00:25]
And the preacher looked at him and said bye-bye[00:00:27]
Started down the road and took out to run[00:00:28]
The bear right after that preacher did come[00:00:30]
Run and they run for about a mile[00:00:32]
Then they both sat down and rested awhile[00:00:33]
The preacher got up - started again[00:00:35]
The bear he started out with more vim[00:00:37]
They ran and they ran til he spotted a tree[00:00:39]
Said up on the limb is the place for me[00:00:41]
The bear got close - made a grab for him[00:00:42]
Preacher leaps up and he made the limb[00:00:44]
Pulled himself up and turns about[00:00:46]
Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout[00:00:47]
Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den[00:00:49]
Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then[00:00:52]
The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace[00:00:55]
So the good book do declare[00:00:57]
Yes lord if you can't help me[00:00:59]
For goodness sake don't help that bear[00:01:01]
Just about then the limb let go[00:01:05]
And the preacher came tumbling down[00:01:06]
Reached in his pocket pulled his razor out[00:01:08]
Just before he hit the ground[00:01:09]
He hit the ground with an awful bang[00:01:11]
It was a terrible sight[00:01:13]
The preacher and the bear with a razor in his hair[00:01:15]
Just a-cutting left and right[00:01:17]
Well they rolled around on the ground[00:01:18]
The preacher was up and then he was down[00:01:20]
The bear let out an awful moan[00:01:22]
It looked like the preacher was holding his own[00:01:24]
Lord if I get out of here alive[00:01:25]
That good book I will abide[00:01:27]
I'll never sin on Sabbath day[00:01:28]
And Sunday come I'll pray and pray[00:01:30]
To the heavens he did glance[00:01:32]
Said lord just gimme one more chance[00:01:34]
Then his suspenders gave away[00:01:35]
And he knocked that bear ten feet away[00:01:37]
Then the preacher got up and made a bound[00:01:39]
To the tree where he'd be safe and sound[00:01:41]
Pulled himself up and turned about[00:01:43]
Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout[00:01:44]
Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den[00:01:46]
Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then[00:01:49]
The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace[00:01:52]
So the good book do declare[00:01:54]
Yes lord if you can't help me[00:01:55]
For goodness sake don't help that bear[00:01:57]