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《The Preacher And The Bear》歌词


歌曲: The Preacher And The Bear

歌手: Phil Harris

时长: 02:12

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The Preacher And The Bear

The Preacher and the Bear - Phil Harris[00:00:00]

Now a preacher went out walking[00:00:07]

Was on one Sunday morn[00:00:08]

It was against his religion[00:00:11]

But he took his gun along[00:00:12]

He shot himself some mighty fine quail[00:00:14]

And one little measly hare[00:00:16]

But on his way returning home[00:00:17]

He met a great big grizzly bear[00:00:19]

Well the bear got down in the middle of the road[00:00:21]

On all fours like a great big toad[00:00:23]

And looked that preacher right square in the eye[00:00:25]

And the preacher looked at him and said bye-bye[00:00:27]

Started down the road and took out to run[00:00:28]

The bear right after that preacher did come[00:00:30]

Run and they run for about a mile[00:00:32]

Then they both sat down and rested awhile[00:00:33]

The preacher got up - started again[00:00:35]

The bear he started out with more vim[00:00:37]

They ran and they ran til he spotted a tree[00:00:39]

Said up on the limb is the place for me[00:00:41]

The bear got close - made a grab for him[00:00:42]

Preacher leaps up and he made the limb[00:00:44]

Pulled himself up and turns about[00:00:46]

Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout[00:00:47]

Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den[00:00:49]

Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then[00:00:52]

The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace[00:00:55]

So the good book do declare[00:00:57]

Yes lord if you can't help me[00:00:59]

For goodness sake don't help that bear[00:01:01]

Just about then the limb let go[00:01:05]

And the preacher came tumbling down[00:01:06]

Reached in his pocket pulled his razor out[00:01:08]

Just before he hit the ground[00:01:09]

He hit the ground with an awful bang[00:01:11]

It was a terrible sight[00:01:13]

The preacher and the bear with a razor in his hair[00:01:15]

Just a-cutting left and right[00:01:17]

Well they rolled around on the ground[00:01:18]

The preacher was up and then he was down[00:01:20]

The bear let out an awful moan[00:01:22]

It looked like the preacher was holding his own[00:01:24]

Lord if I get out of here alive[00:01:25]

That good book I will abide[00:01:27]

I'll never sin on Sabbath day[00:01:28]

And Sunday come I'll pray and pray[00:01:30]

To the heavens he did glance[00:01:32]

Said lord just gimme one more chance[00:01:34]

Then his suspenders gave away[00:01:35]

And he knocked that bear ten feet away[00:01:37]

Then the preacher got up and made a bound[00:01:39]

To the tree where he'd be safe and sound[00:01:41]

Pulled himself up and turned about[00:01:43]

Cast his eyes to the skies and he did shout[00:01:44]

Oh law you delivered Daniel from the lion's den[00:01:46]

Also delivered Jonah from the belly of the whale and then[00:01:49]

The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace[00:01:52]

So the good book do declare[00:01:54]

Yes lord if you can't help me[00:01:55]

For goodness sake don't help that bear[00:01:57]