《Thing-Fish Intro》歌词

歌曲： Thing-Fish Intro

所属专辑：Understanding America

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 02:55

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Thing-Fish Intro - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Once upon a time musta been 'round october [00:00:08]

Few years back in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia [00:00:12]

An evil prince occasion'ly employed as a p[00:00:18]

Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys [00:00:22]

De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium [00:00:34]

An' right 'long wid it [00:00:37]

De atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'[00:00:39]

Yo' acquire my drift [00:00:47]

Well he were sure he had a good thing goin' [00:00:50]

But dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f**k up [00:00:53]

So he planned to have a little test jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it[00:00:58]

E wattuh supply [00:01:04]

Sho'tly denafter [00:01:06]

Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim [00:01:07]

'Long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some[00:01:13]

E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss) [00:01:18]

So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit all in de mash potatoes [00:01:23]

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy [00:01:28]

Watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen [00:01:32]

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened [00:01:35]

So dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november [00:01:38]

Next thing y'know fagnits be droppin' off like flies '[00:01:45]

Long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls [00:01:49]

Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment [00:01:53]

But not de boys in de rest home [00:01:57]

Oh no mixin' de sh*t wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little [00:01:59]

So's it wouldn't kill yo' a** [00:02:04]

But it sho' would make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly[00:02:05]

D make yo a** mean 'n ugly '[00:02:09]

N ef you was already mean 'n ugly [00:02:11]

It'd turn ya into a strange unknown kreetchuh [00:02:13]

Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right [00:02:16]

It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun' hea E a potato [00:02:19]

Lips like a duck big ol' hands [00:02:31]

Puffin' up big ones science [00:02:38]

Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body yow oh yeah[00:02:44]