《Lancer With Your Zancer》歌词

歌曲： Lancer With Your Zancer

所属专辑：Ooh Crikey It’s.../Kids In America

歌手： Lawnmower Deth

时长： 01:58

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Lancer With Your Zancer - Lawnmower Deth[00:00:00]

When King Arthur sat down [00:00:16]

On the river bank [00:00:17]

He had a mighty vision [00:00:18]

It really was quite wank [00:00:20]

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Oi Arthur [00:00:36]

Come over here [00:00:37]

Take thi sword [00:00:39]

Now f**k off [00:00:40]

Now so off he went [00:00:41]

Back to see his one and only Gwendoline [00:00:42]

In his hand he held [00:00:43]

His sword and a pot of Vasele [00:00:45]

He thought it was time [00:00:47]

To try and prove that he really was a man [00:00:49]

He thought it was quicker[00:00:51]

Getting hiome in the back of a Transit van [00:00:52]

In he walked up the stairs [00:00:55]

Found his Mrs wearing flares [00:00:57]

He was not pleased you could tell [00:00:59]

He dropped his sword the Vaseline fell [00:01:02]

Hey Arthur you're my man [00:01:18]

If you can't do it no-one can [00:01:19]

I like your sword it feels so good [00:01:22]

Don't you think we should be stooo [00:01:23]

Here we go dear here's my hand [00:01:25]

Let me place it on your gland [00:01:27]

Come on dear take my stick [00:01:29]

An with it I'll show you a trick[00:01:31]

Come on dear I'm getting angry [00:01:33]

And my zance is becoming dangly [00:01:34]

Then it' time we ate [00:01:36]

I'll give you your dinner on a plate [00:01:38]

The sword was needed no more [00:01:40]

So he dropped it onto the floor [00:01:41]

Into the corner it started to cower [00:01:43]

'Cos his sword was losing power [00:01:45]

THis is a story that must be told [00:01:47]

To all of you young and old [00:01:49]

If you're going to use your lancer [00:01:51]

Make sure it's got a big zancer[00:01:53]