《The Talkin’ Song Repair Blues [In the Style of Alan Jackson ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

歌曲： The Talkin’ Song Repair Blues [In the Style of Alan Jackson ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)

所属专辑：Karaoke - Country July 2005

歌手： Karaoke

时长： 03:11

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The Talkin' Song Repair Blues [In the Style of Alan Jackson [00:00:01]

The mechanic raised up from under my hood[00:00:16]

He shook his head and said [00:00:19]

"This ain't good[00:00:20]

Your timin' belt's done shrunk one size too small"[00:00:21]

"Those spark plug wires are a little too long[00:00:26]

And your main prodsponder's nearly gone[00:00:28]

Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all"[00:00:31]

"The torque converter's runnin' low on torque[00:00:35]

And that water pump's nearly down a quart[00:00:38]

We caught it all in time so you're in luck"[00:00:40]

He said "I've got the time and I've got the parts[00:00:45]

Just give me the word and I'm ready to start[00:00:47]

I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks"[00:00:50]

But don't be downhearted[00:00:54]

I can fix it for you sonny[00:00:57]

It won't take too long[00:00:59]

It'll just take money[00:01:01]

Then he said "Aren't you that songwriter guy "[00:01:07]

And I said "Yes I am " he said "So am I"[00:01:10]

He sat down and played me a song[00:01:12]

By the grease rack[00:01:14]

When he finished singin' [00:01:17]

He gave me a smile[00:01:18]

And I closed my eyes[00:01:19]

And pondered awhile[00:01:21]

And he said "What do you think [00:01:22]

Now don't hold nothin' back"[00:01:23]

Well I gave him my most sorrowful look[00:01:26]

And I said "This song's got a broken hook[00:01:29]

And I can order you a new one[00:01:31]

From Nashville but it won't be cheap"[00:01:32]

And I know you've been using[00:01:36]

A cut-rate thesaurus[00:01:37]

'Cause your adverbs[00:01:38]

Have backed up into your chorus[00:01:39]

Now your verse is runnin'[00:01:41]

On verbs that are way too weak[00:01:42]

But don't be downhearted[00:01:46]

I can fix it for you sonny[00:01:48]

It won't take too long[00:01:51]

It'll just take money[00:01:52]

And I said "Hold on friend[00:01:58]

Now I'm not through[00:02:00]

I hate to be the one to[00:02:01]

Give you this news[00:02:02]

But your whole melodic structure's[00:02:03]

Done worked itself loose"[00:02:05]

"It's got so many dotted eighth notes in it[00:02:08]

I'd keep her under fifty beats per minute[00:02:10]

I mean that's just me talkin' [00:02:12]

It's really up to you"[00:02:15]

You've got a bad safety problem with[00:02:18]

That dominant chord with the augmented fifth[00:02:20]

Just see how dangerously high it raises you up[00:02:22]

So just go on over and work on my car[00:02:27]

I'll sit here by the fan and chances are[00:02:29]

I can straighten this thing out for eig ehh [00:02:32]

Nine hundred bucks[00:02:36]

But don't be downhearted[00:02:39]

I can fix it for you sonny[00:02:41]

It won't take too long[00:02:44]

You guessed it[00:02:50]

It may be a hit[00:02:54]

I like it[00:02:56]