所属专辑:Learning to Flinch
歌手: Warren Zevon
时长: 03:08
Mr. Bad Example (Live) - Warren Zevon (瓦伦·泽冯)[00:00:00]
I started as an alter boy working at the church[00:00:05]
Learning all my holy moves doing some research[00:00:09]
Which led me to a cash box labeled children's fund[00:00:12]
I'd leave the change[00:00:17]
And tuck the bills inside my cummerbund[00:00:18]
I got a part time job at my father's carpet store[00:00:21]
Laying tackless stripping[00:00:25]
And housewives by the score[00:00:27]
I loaded up their furniture[00:00:29]
And took it to Spokane[00:00:31]
And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan[00:00:33]
I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins[00:00:38]
I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in[00:00:42]
I'm proud to be a glutton[00:00:46]
And I don't have time for sloth[00:00:48]
I'm greedy and I'm angry[00:00:50]
And I don't care who I cross[00:00:52]
I'm Mr Bad Example intruder in the dirt[00:00:54]
I like to have a good time[00:00:58]
And I don't care who gets hurt[00:01:01]
I'm Mr Bad Example take a look at me[00:01:03]
I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy[00:01:07]
Of course I went to law school and took a law degree[00:01:11]
And counseled all my clients to plead insanity[00:01:15]
Then worked in hair replacement swindling the bald[00:01:19]
Where very few are chosen and fewer still are called[00:01:24]
Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer[00:01:28]
I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair[00:01:32]
I put my last few francs down on a prostitute[00:01:36]
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute[00:01:40]
Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig[00:01:45]
And headed for the airport[00:01:49]
And the midnight flight you dig[00:01:51]
And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide[00:01:53]
Looking through the want ads sipping fosters in the shade[00:01:57]
I opened up an agency somewhere down the line[00:02:02]
To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines[00:02:06]
But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut[00:02:10]
And whisked away their workman's comp[00:02:14]
And pauperized the lot[00:02:16]
I'm Mr Bad Example intruder in the dirt[00:02:18]
I like to have a good time[00:02:22]
And I don't care who gets hurt[00:02:25]
I'm Mr Bad Example take a look at me[00:02:27]
I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy[00:02:31]
I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air[00:02:35]
And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear[00:02:39]
I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals[00:02:44]
I'll see you in the next life wake me up for meals[00:02:48]