《The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid

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歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:10

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The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)[00:00:00]

As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:00:06]

To the wine buying guest on my right [00:00:11]

(Hooray for the wine buyer)[00:00:14]

Yes drag out the cooking sherry[00:00:16]

For the old colonel [00:00:17]

May his bank account grow[00:00:18]

Heavy laden with dough [00:00:21]

May he spend it in here every night [00:00:23]

Every night [00:00:26]

Seeing this night in its glory[00:00:29]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:33]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:36]

Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:00:41]

The people in the ballroom[00:00:48]

Were stuffy and arty [00:00:50]

So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:00:51]

I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party [00:00:55]

The waiter[00:00:58]

And the porter[00:00:59]

And the second storey maid [00:01:00]

I peeked into the parlour to see[00:01:01]

What was a-hatchin [00:01:04]

In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade[00:01:05]

But who was in the pantry a-laughin [00:01:08]

An scratchin [00:01:11]

Oh [00:01:12]

The waiter[00:01:12]

And the porter[00:01:13]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:14]

When they heard the music[00:01:15]

That the orchestra played [00:01:17]

The waiter and the porter grabbed[00:01:19]

A-hold of the maid [00:01:20]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [00:01:22]

Hot diggedy dog [00:01:26]

If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's[00:01:29]

I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade [00:01:32]

You'll find him in the kitchen[00:01:36]

Applaudin' his buddies [00:01:38]

The waiter[00:01:39]

And the porter[00:01:40]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:41]

Well pardon me folks the roast is carved [00:01:50]

The wine is served why you look half starved [00:01:53]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:56]

The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree [00:02:00]

I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal [00:02:10]

The porter found the regular glass that he played [00:02:13]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [00:02:17]

You should heard the music[00:02:20]

That the combination made [00:02:21]

Marchin' through the kitchen to[00:02:37]

The pantry and back [00:02:39]

Why man you should seen us [00:02:41]

We were ballin' the jack [00:02:42]

Once a half an hour passed without any call [00:02:44]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:48]

The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em [00:02:51]

We spurn 'em [00:02:54]

We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played[00:02:55]

Yes and we know who to go to[00:02:57]

When we want to learn 'em [00:03:00]

The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid[00:03:01]