《There Ain’t Nothing Like a Dick》歌词

歌曲： There Ain’t Nothing Like a Dick

所属专辑：Me and My Dick (A New Musical)

歌手： 电影原声

时长： 02:10

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There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick - Nick Joseph Strauss Matathia[00:00:00]

Written by：A.J. Holmes/Carlos Valdes[00:00:03]

Old Snatch：[00:00:03]

A dick can act real sweet[00:00:08]

A dick can bat his eyes[00:00:10]

He can tell you you're the one[00:00:12]

But that dick's just full of lies[00:00:14]

A dick's a dick's a dick's[00:00:17]

A dick's a dick it's true[00:00:19]

But you ain't never gonna[00:00:21]

Find the dick for you[00:00:23]

A dick can hit you hard[00:00:25]

Ms Cooter：[00:00:27]

Oooh a dick can hit you fast[00:00:27]

A dick can bring you love[00:00:29]

Old Snatch：[00:00:31]

But that dick can't make it last[00:00:31]

Ms Cooter：[00:00:33]

There's a dick for every puss[00:00:33]

Lots of fish in the sea[00:00:35]

Old Snatch：[00:00:37]

But they sure as hell[00:00:37]

Haven't found the dick for me[00:00:39]

Both：[00:00:41]

There ain't nothing like a dick[00:00:42]

Ms Cooter：[00:00:43]

And the dick I've found's the best[00:00:44]

Both：[00:00:45]

There ain't nothing like a dick[00:00:46]

Old Snatch：[00:00:47]

They leave you itching with the rest[00:00:48]

Both：[00:00:50]

You can play with that dildo[00:00:50]

'Till it makes you sick[00:00:52]

But at the end of the day[00:00:54]

There ain't nothing like a dick[00:00:56]

Ms Cooter：[00:01:05]

My dick's a different breed[00:01:05]

He's got class he's debonair[00:01:07]

His voice is gravelly and soft[00:01:09]

And baby he's got quite a pair[00:01:11]

When he talks to me[00:01:14]

I get all hot and bothered you see[00:01:15]

I'm positive that he's[00:01:18]

The only dick for me[00:01:20]

Old Snatch：[00:01:22]

Oh that dick has got you good[00:01:22]

He's got ya under his spell[00:01:24]

Ms Cooter：[00:01:26]

Well at least I have a dick[00:01:26]

And at least I don't smell[00:01:28]

Old Snatch：[00:01:30]

You make the same mistakes[00:01:30]

Through thin and through thick[00:01:32]

Both：[00:01:34]

But at the end of the day[00:01:34]

There ain't nothing like a dick[00:01:36]

Ms Cooter：[00:01:38]

I want that shaft in me today[00:01:39]

Both：[00:01:40]

There ain't nothing like a dick[00:01:40]

Old Snatch：[00:01:42]

Hey look a baby on the way[00:01:43]

Ms Cooter：[00:01:44]

Oooooh the way he makes me feel[00:01:44]

Old Snatch：[00:01:46]

And they sure is are slicks[00:01:47]

Both：[00:01:48]

But at the end of the day[00:01:48]

There ain't nothing[00:01:50]

Like a dick[00:01:54]

Old Snatch：[00:01:59]

And they'll f**k ya too[00:02:00]

Yeah[00:02:03]