所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 5
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 04:01
Downtown Talent Scout - Frank Zappa[00:00:02]
The kids are freaking out[00:00:10]
Everybody's goin' nuts[00:00:14]
The heats out every night[00:00:19]
To call up names and kick thier butts[00:00:23]
But everytime you turn around[00:00:27]
You'll see some joker staring back[00:00:31]
He's got a secret tape recorder[00:00:35]
And a camera in a sack[00:00:40]
Pretending that he's just another[00:00:44]
Of the kiddies freaking out[00:00:48]
But they pay him off in acid[00:00:53]
Cos he's a downtown talent scout[00:00:56]
He's got your name[00:01:06]
And he's got your face[00:01:08]
He's got your ex-old lady's place[00:01:10]
He's here to see whats goin down[00:01:14]
And they don't believe the things he's found[00:01:18]
The badges gleam and the minors scream[00:01:31]
When he pulls on the scene[00:01:34]
They got no warrants in their pockets[00:01:38]
But that badge makes them supreme[00:01:42]
You kids are smoking dandelions[00:01:51]
You're sniffing paper bags baby[00:01:56]
You're dropping Good N' Plenties[00:01:59]
We can tell your posture sags[00:02:03]
Now line up here against the wall[00:02:08]
Your bodies frail and thin[00:02:12]
And open up your pockets[00:02:16]
While we dump the evidence in[00:02:20]
Well they know that smoking flowers[00:02:28]
Won't win a case in court[00:02:32]
And they know that Good N' Plenties[00:02:36]
Aren't the psychedelic sort[00:02:40]
But they tear your place apart[00:02:45]
Because they simply couldn't pass[00:02:49]
A chance to drag some freaks downtown[00:02:53]
For smoking devil grass[00:02:58]
Well you never get your day in court[00:03:09]
The food downtown is foul[00:03:14]
The day of trial you nearly die[00:03:18]
With maggots in your bowel[00:03:22]
But modern law and justice[00:03:26]
Has advanced to such a point[00:03:30]
That a jury trial is useless[00:03:34]
They simply take you to the joint[00:03:38]
Cause after all you look so freaky[00:03:42]
How could anyone believe[00:03:46]
That what you think and what you feel[00:03:51]
Comes close at all to what is real[00:03:55]
Blow your harmonica son[00:04:00]