所属专辑:Trouble With X
歌手: Thelonious Monk
时长: 02:23
Used Car Salesman - Thelonious Monk (瑟隆尼斯孟克)[00:00:00]
Cheap sunglasses[00:00:00]
Snakeskin boots[00:00:01]
Clip-on tie[00:00:02]
And he's ready to scoot[00:00:03]
Well he's looking out over his domain[00:00:08]
When he sees a mark dressed quite plain[00:00:10]
So he changes his course and he picks up his pace[00:00:12]
As an evil grin floats across his face[00:00:14]
Eases on over with a strut in his walk[00:00:16]
And his lips start to fly as he starts to talk[00:00:18]
Reels the mark in like a fish on a hook[00:00:21]
As he puts another check down in his book[00:00:23]
Cause he's out to sell some used cars[00:00:25]
And it doesn't matter who you think you are[00:00:29]
He's got a line for everyone[00:00:33]
He'll treat you like his daughter or son[00:00:35]
But hey wait don't go for that bait[00:00:37]
To late[00:00:41]
He'll give you a 30 day warrantee[00:00:46]
And his handshake is the guarantee[00:00:48]
But try and take your car back to his place[00:00:50]
He acts like he's never seen your face[00:00:52]
Don't try and grab him he'll get away[00:00:54]
He eats fish like you every day[00:00:57]
He's a slick snake in the grass[00:00:58]
You weren't his first you won't be his last[00:01:00]
'Cause he's out to sell some used cars[00:01:02]
And it doesn't matter who you think you are[00:01:06]
He's got a line for everyone[00:01:11]
He'll treat you like his daughter or son[00:01:12]
But hey wait don't go for that bait[00:01:15]
To late[00:01:18]
Welcome to Hub-City used hondas[00:01:36]
Have we got a deal for you [00:01:38]
We've got Hondas galore[00:01:39]
Like right here is a light-blue 83[00:01:41]
Accord with 250 000 miles[00:01:42]
But them's highway miles[00:01:45]
And right here's a tan 85[00:01:46]
Civic with 230 000 miles[00:01:48]
It's got the nice lived in look[00:01:51]
I've got the good brakes[00:01:53]
And I got the bad brakes[00:01:54]
And if you don't com see us today[00:01:55]
We can't save you any dinero[00:01:57]
'Cause he's out to sell some used cars[00:02:01]
And it doesn't matter who you think you are[00:02:05]
He's got a line for everyone[00:02:09]
He'll treat you like his daughter or son[00:02:11]
But hey wait don't go for that bait[00:02:13]
To late[00:02:17]