所属专辑:The Greatest Novelty Songs Ever
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Convoy (护送) - Jukebox Junctions[00:00:00]
Uh, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck[00:00:03]
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen?[00:00:06]
C'mon uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen,[00:00:09]
Fer sure, fer sure[00:00:12]
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town,[00:00:13]
C'mon uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen[00:00:15]
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy[00:00:19]
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy[00:00:22]
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June[00:00:30]
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs[00:00:33]
Cabover Pete with a reefer on[00:00:35]
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs[00:00:37]
We as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh[00:00:39]
Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town.[00:00:41]
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck[00:00:43]
An I'm about to put the hammer on down[00:00:45]
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy[00:00:48]
Rockin' through the night[00:00:50]
Yeah, we gotta little ol' convoy[00:00:52]
Ain't she a beautiful sight?[00:00:54]
Come on an join our convoy[00:00:57]
Ain't nothin' gonna git in our way[00:00:59]
We're gonna roll this truckin'convoy[00:01:01]
Cross the U.S.A.[00:01:03]
Convoy,[00:01:05]
Uh, breaker Pig-Pen this here's The Duck[00:01:06]
Uh, you wanna back off them[00:01:09]
Hogs 10-4' bout five mile or so[00:01:11]
10-roger Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here[00:01:13]
By the time we got into Tulsa-Town[00:01:18]
We had eighty-five trucks in all[00:01:20]
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf[00:01:22]
An' them bears 'as wall to wall[00:01:24]
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper[00:01:26]
They even had a bear-in-the-air.[00:01:29]
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck[00:01:31]
We about to go a huntin' bear[00:01:33]
'Cause we gotta great big convoy[00:01:35]
Rockin' through the night[00:01:37]
Yeah, we gotta great big convoy[00:01:40]
Ain't she a beautiful sight?[00:01:42]
Come on an' join our convoy[00:01:44]
Ain't nothin' gonna git in our way[00:01:46]
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy[00:01:48]
Cross the U.S.A.[00:01:50]
Convoy[00:01:53]
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?[00:01:54]
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close[00:01:56]
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses[00:02:00]
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten[00:02:02]
Well, we rolled up interstate fourty-four[00:02:05]
Like a rocket sled on rails[00:02:07]
We tore up all a our swindle sheets[00:02:10]
An' left 'em settin' on the scales[00:02:11]
By the time we hit that Chi-Town.[00:02:14]
Them bears was a gittin' smart[00:02:16]
They'd brought up some reinforcements[00:02:18]
From the Illinois National Guard[00:02:20]
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps[00:02:22]
An' rigs of every size[00:02:25]
Yeah, them chicken coops 'as full a bears[00:02:26]
An' choppers filled the skies.[00:02:29]
Well, we shot the line, an' we went for broke[00:02:31]
With a thousand screamin' trucks[00:02:33]
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus[00:02:35]
In a chartreusse microbus[00:02:37]
Hey, Sod Buster, listen[00:02:41]
You wanna put that microbus[00:02:42]
In behind the suicide jockey?[00:02:44]
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite[00:02:45]
He needs all the help he can git.[00:02:47]
Well, we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore[00:02:53]
An' prepared to cross the line[00:02:55]
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears[00:02:57]
But I didn't have a doggone dime[00:02:59]
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck[00:03:01]
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll[00:03:03]
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight.[00:03:05]
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4[00:03:07]
'Cause we gotta mighty convoy[00:03:10]
Rockin' through the night[00:03:12]
Yeah, we gotta mighty convoy[00:03:14]
Ain't she a beautiful sight?[00:03:16]
Come on an' join our convoy[00:03:18]
Ain't nothin' gonna git in our way[00:03:20]
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy cross the USA.[00:03:22]
Convoy[00:03:27]
Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20? Omaha?[00:03:27]
Well, they oughta know what to do[00:03:32]
With them hogs out there fer sure[00:03:33]
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy[00:03:35]
We gonna back on outta here[00:03:36]
So keep the bugs off yer glass[00:03:38]
An' the bears off yer tail[00:03:40]
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop[00:03:41]
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side[00:03:43]