所属专辑:Lion & Albert: Vintage Comedy Classics
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Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby[00:00:00]
Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy[00:00:08]
No matter what ailment you've got[00:00:12]
But I know a special one you ought to try[00:00:16]
You'll find its the best of the lot[00:00:21]
It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy[00:00:24]
It's guaranteed never to fail[00:00:29]
That's the stuff that will do the trick[00:00:33]
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick[00:00:37]
Now if youve got lumbago[00:00:41]
Rheumatics or gout[00:00:43]
Or a pain in your Robert E Lee[00:00:45]
Don't kick up a shindy[00:00:50]
You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy[00:00:52]
If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning[00:00:58]
You're bound to wake up I'll agree[00:01:02]
But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven[00:01:06]
With my Auntie Maggies remedy[00:01:11]
In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake[00:01:15]
My intentions were honest you see[00:01:19]
She shouted with laughter haha I know what you're after[00:01:23]
It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir[00:01:27]
Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy[00:01:32]
It's guaranteed never to fail[00:01:36]
That's the stuff that will do the trick[00:01:40]
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick[00:01:44]
Now when the baby starts crying[00:01:48]
There's always a reason[00:01:50]
And if you inspect him you'll see[00:01:53]
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy[00:01:57]
With Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:01]
Now I went to a doctor I wasn't too well[00:02:05]
And he made me lie on a settee[00:02:09]
He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing[00:02:14]
Your Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:18]
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight[00:02:22]
In a spot where it just shouldnt be[00:02:26]
So I said to Nellie[00:02:31]
Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:33]