所属专辑:The Very Best Of
歌手: Phil Harris
时长: 03:11
The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris[00:00:00]
Bill Jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]
Who joined the Darktown Poker Club[00:00:09]
But cursed the day told them he would join[00:00:11]
His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:15]
If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:17]
And each night he would contribute all his coin[00:00:18]
Then he said I'm gonna play 'em tight tonight[00:00:22]
He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite[00:00:24]
'Cause when I gets in them my hands will be a peach[00:00:26]
And he played them tight but lost his pile[00:00:30]
And Bill got peevish after a while[00:00:31]
So he rose looked all around and made this speech[00:00:33]
He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:37]
I had it sharpened just today[00:00:38]
Now I'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:40]
That you must follow when you play[00:00:42]
Now keep your big bony hands on the table[00:00:44]
While you dealing please[00:00:46]
And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:48]
Er in between your knees[00:00:49]
And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:51]
Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:53]
Just talk in American boy American[00:00:54]
So's I can understand[00:00:56]
And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:58]
Because ooh that's rough[00:00:59]
Take five five then stop that's enough[00:01:02]
Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:05]
Because I don't like it when you shy[00:01:07]
Then if you get busted go on out and get some[00:01:09]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:10]
Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:12]
Everytime before you deals[00:01:14]
Then if anything's wrong I must see[00:01:16]
'Cause I mean you always ain't no er[00:01:20]
Keep playing that game according to Mr. Hoyle[00:01:21]
You all play this game according to me[00:01:24]
Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:35]
There chance to be a one-eyed man[00:01:36]
And Bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye[00:01:38]
When ole one eye would deal and then[00:01:42]
Would cost that Bill another five or ten[00:01:44]
Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh[00:01:45]
He said Lord this is an awful shame[00:01:49]
He said There someone cheating in this 'ere game[00:01:51]
He said it goes er[00:01:52]
It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:53]
So I'll refrain from mentioning the party's name[00:01:56]
If I catch him cheating just once again[00:01:58]
I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye[00:01:59]
Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:04]
I had it sharpened just today[00:02:05]
I'm coming in there with my own rules[00:02:07]
That you must follow when you play[00:02:09]
Hey kid keep your hands up there[00:02:10]
While you're giving them out please[00:02:13]
Stop putting them wildies[00:02:15]
Down there 'tween your knees[00:02:16]
Stop making all them funny signs[00:02:18]
Like you're trying to tip off your hand[00:02:19]
Keep talking in American big aaa[00:02:21]
That's what I can understand[00:02:23]
And don't be getting them off the bottom[00:02:25]
Because I keep trying to tell you it's rough[00:02:26]
This an army game five five halt that's enough[00:02:28]
Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues[00:02:32]
'Cause I don't like it when you shy[00:02:34]
Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up[00:02:36]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:37]
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:39]
Everytime before you deal let me ripple[00:02:41]
Anything wrong I wanna see[00:02:43]
I mean you always ain't gonna keep playing the game now[00:02:47]
According to that Mr. Hoyle[00:02:48]
You all gonna play this game according to me[00:02:50]
Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles[00:02:53]
We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:56]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah[00:02:58]