《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

歌曲： The Real Slim Shady

所属专辑：Tribute to the Best of SNL Musical Guests Season 26

歌手： Deja Vu

时长： 04:43

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The Real Slim Shady - Deja Vu (似曾相识)[00:00:00]

May I have your attention please[00:00:03]

May I have your attention please[00:00:07]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:09]

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up[00:00:12]

We're going to have a problem here[00:00:16]

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before[00:00:19]

Jaws all on the floor[00:00:21]

Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door[00:00:22]

Started whoopin her a** worse than before[00:00:24]

They first get divorced throwing her over furniture[00:00:25]

It's the return of the[00:00:28]

Oh wait no way your kidding[00:00:29]

He didn't just say what I think he did did he[00:00:31]

And Dr Dre said[00:00:33]

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement[00:00:35]

Feminist women love Eminem[00:00:38]

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him[00:00:39]

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what[00:00:42]

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though[00:00:44]

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[00:00:47]

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms[00:00:49]

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose[00:00:51]

But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose[00:00:54]

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips[00:00:56]

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss[00:00:58]

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids[00:01:00]

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is[00:01:03]

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is[00:01:05]

By the time they hit 4th grade[00:01:07]

They got the discovery channel don't they[00:01:08]

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals[00:01:10]

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes[00:01:13]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[00:01:15]

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[00:01:17]

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote[00:01:19]

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes[00:01:21]

I'm Slim Shady[00:01:24]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:25]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:26]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:01:28]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:29]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:01:33]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:01:34]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:01:35]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:01:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:01:39]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records[00:01:42]

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too[00:01:44]

You think I give a damm about a Grammy[00:01:47]

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me[00:01:49]

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird[00:01:51]

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here[00:01:53]

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears[00:01:55]

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[00:01:58]

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[00:02:00]

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[00:02:03]

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV[00:02:05]

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe[00:02:07]

I should download her audio on mp3[00:02:10]

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D[00:02:12]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups[00:02:14]

All you do is annoy me[00:02:16]

So I've been sent here to destroy you[00:02:17]

And theres a million of us just like me[00:02:19]

Who cuss like me[00:02:21]

Who just don't give a f**k like me[00:02:22]

Who dress like me[00:02:23]

Walk talk and act like me[00:02:24]

It just might be the next best thing[00:02:25]

But not quite me[00:02:27]

I'm Slim Shady[00:02:28]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:29]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:30]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:02:33]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:34]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:02:37]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:02:38]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:02:40]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:02:42]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:02:43]

I'm like a headtrip to listen to[00:02:46]

Cause I'm only giving you[00:02:48]

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room[00:02:49]

The only difference is[00:02:51]

I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll[00:02:52]

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all[00:02:54]

I just get on the mic and spit it[00:02:56]

And whether you like to admit it[00:02:58]

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there[00:02:59]

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums[00:03:02]

Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30[00:03:05]

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty[00:03:07]

Pinching nurses asses[00:03:10]

When I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking[00:03:11]

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working[00:03:13]

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'[00:03:14]

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings[00:03:17]

Or in the parking lot circling[00:03:19]

Screaming I don't give a f**k[00:03:21]

With his windows down and system up[00:03:22]

So will the real Shady please stand up[00:03:24]

And put one of those fingures on each hand up[00:03:26]

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[00:03:28]

And one more time loud as you can how does it go[00:03:30]

Cuz I'm Slim Shady[00:03:33]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:34]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:35]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:37]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:39]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:03:42]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:43]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:44]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:03:46]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:48]

I'm Slim Shady[00:03:51]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:03:52]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:03:53]

So won't the real Slim Shady[00:03:55]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:03:57]

Becuase I'm Slim Shady[00:04:00]

Yes I'm the real Shady[00:04:01]

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[00:04:03]

So won't the real Slim shady[00:04:05]

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up[00:04:06]

Ha ha[00:04:11]

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us[00:04:12]

F**k it let's all stand up[00:04:16]