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One Last Hope [In the Style of Danny Devito - Hercules [00:00:00]
So you wanna be a hero kid[00:00:02]
Well whoop de do[00:00:04]
I have been around the block before[00:00:07]
With blockheads just like you[00:00:10]
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment[00:00:13]
Pain for which there ain't no ointment[00:00:15]
So much for excuses[00:00:19]
Though a kid of zeus is[00:00:21]
Asking me to jump into the fray[00:00:23]
My answer is two words[00:00:26]
O k[00:00:32]
You win[00:00:35]
Oh gods[00:00:37]
Oy vay[00:00:40]
I'd given up hope that someone would come along[00:00:43]
A fellow who'd ring the bell for once[00:00:47]
Not the gong[00:00:49]
The kind who wins trophies[00:00:52]
Won't settle for low fees[00:00:54]
At least semi pro fees[00:00:57]
But no i get the greenhorn[00:00:58]
I've been out to pasture pal[00:01:01]
My ambitions gone[00:01:03]
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn[00:01:06]
But you need an advisor[00:01:11]
A satyr but wiser[00:01:13]
A good merchandiser[00:01:15]
But oohh[00:01:17]
There goes my ulcer[00:01:19]
I'm down to one last hope[00:01:20]
And i hope it's you[00:01:22]
Though kid you're not exactly[00:01:25]
A dream come true[00:01:27]
I've trained enough turkeys[00:01:29]
Who never came through[00:01:32]
You're my one last hope[00:01:34]
So you'll have to do[00:01:35]
Demigods have faced the odds[00:01:58]
And ended up a mockery[00:02:00]
Don't believe the stories[00:02:02]
That you read on all the crockery[00:02:04]
To be a true hero[00:02:07]
Kid is a dying art[00:02:08]
Like painting a masterpiece[00:02:12]
It's a work of heart[00:02:13]
It takes more than sinew[00:02:16]
Comes down to what's in you[00:02:19]
You have to continue to grow[00:02:21]
Now that's more like it[00:02:25]
I'm down to one last shot[00:02:27]
And my last high note[00:02:29]
Before that blasted underworld[00:02:33]
Gets my goat[00:02:35]
My dreams are on you kid[00:02:38]
Go make them come true[00:02:40]
Climb that uphil slope[00:02:42]
Keep pushing that envelope[00:02:45]
You're my one last hope[00:02:47]
And kid it's up to you[00:02:49]