《Titties N Beer(Live At The Palladium， NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)》歌词

歌曲： Titties N Beer(Live At The Palladium， NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)

所属专辑：Halloween 77 (10-28-77 / Show 1) (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 07:16

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Titties N Beer (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Written by：Frank Zappa[00:00:03]

It was the blackest night[00:00:13]

There was no moon in sight[00:00:15]

You know the stars ain't shinin'[00:00:17]

'Cause the sky's too tight[00:00:19]

I heard the scarey wind[00:00:20]

I seen some ugly trees[00:00:22]

There was a werewolf honkin'[00:00:24]

'Long the aide of me[00:00:26]

I'm mean 'n I'm bad y'know I ain't no sissy[00:00:28]

Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy[00:00:31]

Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me[00:00:35]

'N this ride up the mountain of mystery mystery[00:00:39]

I noticed even the crickets[00:00:49]

Was actin' weird up here[00:00:51]

So I figured I might[00:00:52]

Just drink a little beer[00:00:54]

I said gimme summa that what yer suckin' on[00:00:56]

But there was no reply[00:00:59]

'Cause she was gone[00:01:02]

Where's those titties I like so well[00:01:04]

'N' my godam beer[00:01:07]

Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise[00:01:08]

Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped the devil[00:01:12]

He's about this big[00:01:16]

He had a red suit on[00:01:17]

An' a widow's peak[00:01:19]

An' then a pointed tail[00:01:21]

'N like a sulphur reek[00:01:22]

Yes it was him awright[00:01:24]

I swear I knowed it was[00:01:26]

He had some human flesh[00:01:28]

Stuck underneath his claws[00:01:29]

You know it looked to me[00:01:31]

Like it was titty skin[00:01:33]

I said you sonofabifch[00:01:35]

'Cause I was mad at him[00:01:36]

Well he just got out the floss[00:01:38]

'N started cleanin' his fang[00:01:40]

So I shot him with my shooter[00:01:42]

Said bang bang bang[00:01:44]

The sucker just laughed 'n said put it away[00:01:46]

You know I ate her all up now what you gonna say[00:01:49]

You ate my Chrissy yeah titties 'n all[00:01:53]

What about the beer then were the cans this tall[00:01:56]

Even her boots would I lie to you[00:02:00]

Sh*t you musta been hungry yes this is true'[00:02:03]

'Well don't they pay y'all good for the[00:02:07]

Stuff that you do[00:02:09]

I can't complain when the checks come through[00:02:11]

Well I want my Chrissy 'n I want my beer[00:02:14]

So you just barf it back up now devil[00:02:17]

Do you hear[00:02:20]

Blow it out your a** motorcycle man I am fhe devil[00:02:21]

Do you understand[00:02:27]

Just what will you give me for your titties and beer[00:02:28]

I suppose you noticed this little contract here[00:02:32]

Yer goddam right you son of a whore[00:02:35]

That's about the only reason[00:02:38]

I learned writin' for[00:02:40]

Gimme that paper bet your a**[00:02:43]

I'll sign 'cause I need a beer 'n it's titty[00:02:45]

Squeezin' time[00:02:48]

You can't fool me you ain't that bad[00:02:49]

I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had[00:02:53]

Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew too[00:02:56]

'N both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you[00:03:00]

Well let's make a deal if you think that's true[00:03:03]

I mean you're supposed to be the devil so whatcha gonna do[00:03:06]

No don't sign it give me time to think[00:06:31]

I mean hold on a second boy that's[00:06:34]

Magic ink[00:06:36]

And then the devil puked[00:06:37]

'N out jumped m'girl[00:06:39]

They heard the titties plop ploppin'[00:06:41]

All around the world she said[00:06:43]

I got me three beers 'n a fist fulla downs[00:06:45]

An' I'm gonna get wrecked so f**k you clowns[00:06:48]

And then she gave us the finger[00:06:51]

It was rigid 'n stiff[00:06:53]

That's when the devil he farted[00:06:55]

An' she went right over the cliff[00:06:56]

The devil was mad took off to my pad[00:06:59]

I swear I do declare[00:07:02]

How did she get back there[00:07:04]

I swear I do declare[00:07:05]

How did she get back there[00:07:07]

I swear I do declare[00:07:09]

How did she get back there[00:07:10]

I swear I do declare[00:07:12]

How did she get back there[00:07:14]