所属专辑:Stompin’ Tom Connors
时长: 03:06
The Bug Song (错误的歌) - Stompin' Tom Connors[00:00:00]
Written by:T.C. Connors[00:00:01]
Now when the good old holidays roll around[00:00:05]
I'm the kind of a guy that likes to be found[00:00:07]
Just taking it easy and laying around doing nothing[00:00:10]
But I take my chair and sit on the lawn[00:00:15]
And just when all my cares are gone[00:00:17]
About a million bugs start carryin on and I'm cussin[00:00:19]
Some caterpillar from up some tree decides as far as he can see[00:00:24]
There's nothin to do but to fall on me the damn worm[00:00:29]
And a dirty old fly just makin it clear[00:00:34]
That he ain't had a bath for over a year[00:00:36]
So he's takin one now in my glass of beer to lose germs[00:00:38]
Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs[00:00:43]
I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug[00:00:48]
And that would be the end of the bug song[00:00:52]
That would be the end of the bug song[00:00:57]
Well I try to sleep when I get the chance[00:01:02]
But you just can't trust them cursed ants[00:01:04]
They're never satisfied till they're in your pants and you're crawlin[00:01:06]
With a spider web right across the face[00:01:11]
I'm lookin around for a better place[00:01:13]
Till a couple of hornets take up the chase and I'm howlin[00:01:16]
Well I head for the house and I hold my breath[00:01:20]
Till I find some stuff in the medicine chest[00:01:23]
For the welts I got on the spot you guessed where I'm sittin[00:01:25]
And the wife gets mad cause I forgot[00:01:29]
To get stuff for the fleas our kitten caught[00:01:32]
Off some old dog on the neighbours lot and she's rippin[00:01:34]
Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs[00:01:39]
I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug[00:01:43]
And that would be the end of the bug song[00:01:48]
That would be the end of the bug song[00:01:53]
Well I chased that moth from the middle drawer[00:01:57]
That chewed the clothes I useta wore[00:01:59]
And I jammed my thumb on the bedroom door tryin to catch I'm[00:02:02]
And I'm sure the mosquitoes all know their skill[00:02:06]
Cause one pryed up my windowsill[00:02:09]
And he limped through the air with a broken drill and I'm scratchin[00:02:11]
You might think I'm a little bit rough[00:02:16]
Cause I don't take to that nature stuff[00:02:18]
But I think I've just about had enough of them bugs[00:02:20]
Now your backyard might be okay[00:02:25]
But I'm goin down to buy some spray[00:02:27]
Cause my little place is walkin away with them bugs[00:02:29]
Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs[00:02:34]
I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug[00:02:38]
And that would be the end of the bug song[00:02:43]
That would be the end of the bug song[00:02:48]
I'm gonna dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig[00:02:52]