《Jubilee Sovereign》歌词

歌曲： Jubilee Sovereign

所属专辑：Parlophone Comedy Classics

歌手： Stanley Holloway

时长： 03:49

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Jubilee Sovereign - Stanley Holloway[00:00:00]

Written by：Marriott Edgar[00:00:00]

On jubilee day the ramsbottoms[00:00:07]

Asked all their relations to tea[00:00:10]

Including young Albert's grandmother[00:00:12]

An awkward old party were she[00:00:15]

She'd seen queen Victoria's jub lee[00:00:19]

And her wedding to Albert the good[00:00:22]

But got quite upset when young Albert[00:00:25]

Asked how she'd got on in the flood[00:00:28]

She cast quite a damper on party[00:00:31]

But cheered up a bit after tea[00:00:34]

And gave Albert a real golden sovrin[00:00:37]

She'd saved since the last jubilee[00:00:40]

It had picture of queen on the one side[00:00:43]

And a dragon fight on the reverse[00:00:47]

And tasted of camphor and cobwebs[00:00:50]

Through being so long in her purse[00:00:53]

Albert cuddled the coin and he kissed it[00:00:56]

And felt the rough edge with his tongue[00:01:01]

For he knew by the look of his father[00:01:04]

It wouldn't be his very longer[00:01:07]

Shall I get your money box abler[00:01:10]

Said mother so coaxing and sweet[00:01:13]

But Albert let drop an expression[00:01:16]

He must have picked up in the street[00:01:19]

I'll show you a trick with that sovrin[00:01:22]

Said pa who were hovering near[00:01:25]

Then he took and pretended to eat it[00:01:28]

Then brought it back out of his ear[00:01:31]

This magic filled Albert with wonder[00:01:34]

And before you could say uncle dick[00:01:38]

He'd got the coin back from his father[00:01:41]

And performed the first part of the trick[00:01:43]

When they saw as he'd swallered his suffering[00:01:47]

With excitement his relatives burned[00:01:51]

And each one suggested some process[00:01:54]

For getting the money returned[00:01:57]

Some were for fishing with tweezers[00:02:00]

Well some were for shaking it out[00:02:04]

If they only got back a few shillings[00:02:07]

They said would be better of the nowt[00:02:10]

They tried holding Albert head downwards[00:02:13]

And giving his back a good thump[00:02:17]

Reals uncle who worked for a chemist[00:02:20]

Said there's nowt for it but stummick pump[00:02:23]

They hadn't a stummick pump Andy[00:02:27]

But pa did the best that he could[00:02:30]

With a bicycle pump as he'd borrowed[00:02:32]

But that weren't a haporth of good[00:02:35]

At the last they to came to the doctor[00:02:38]

Who looked down his throat through a glass[00:02:41]

And said this'll mean operation[00:02:44]

He afraid out to laugh to have gas[00:02:46]

How much is this were going to cost us[00:02:50]

Said father beginning to squirm[00:02:54]

Said the doctor it comes quite expensive[00:02:56]

The best gas is it eightpence a therm[00:03:00]

There's my time four shillings an hour[00:03:03]

You can't do these things in two ticks[00:03:06]

By rights I should charge you a guinea[00:03:09]

But I'll do it for eighteen and six[00:03:12]

What eighteen and six to get sovrin said father[00:03:15]

That doesn't sound sense[00:03:20]

I'll tell you what you'd best keep[00:03:23]

Albert and give me the odd eighteen pence[00:03:25]

The doctor concurred this arrangement[00:03:30]

But to this day is stands in some doubt[00:03:33]

As to whether he's in eighteen shillings[00:03:36]

Or whether he's eighteen pence out[00:03:39]