《Krongu Green Slime》歌词

歌曲： Krongu Green Slime

所属专辑：A Turn in the Dream-Songs

歌手： Jeffrey Lewis

时长： 06:06

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Krongu Green Slime - Jeffrey Lewis[00:00:00]

Written by：Jeffrey Lewis[00:00:01]

Before the land before time there was a time before land[00:00:16]

When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand[00:00:24]

Yes Krongu green sludge was the most popular item[00:00:31]

There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em[00:00:39]

Bought and sold by the platter green slime by Krongu[00:00:46]

It was the most popular matter it was the most popular hue[00:00:53]

It was from sea to sea it was from dawn to dark[00:01:01]

It had thoroughly cornered all of the market[00:01:07]

All other colors were in absentia back in BC ten zillion[00:01:17]

There was no puce or magenta or chartreuse or cerulean[00:01:23]

No red yellow or blue well to put it properly[00:01:31]

There was green slime by Krongu it was a total monopoly[00:01:37]

If you'd bought stock in there oh for a while it would have sky rocketed[00:01:46]

It would have been mucho deniro that you would have stood to have pocketed[00:01:53]

But if you missed out on that ship then you have my sympathies kid[00:02:01]

Cos Krongu's value dipped as those slimy seas did[00:02:08]

And land started to pop up in dribs and drabs at a time[00:02:15]

And creatures started to hop up from the oceans of slime[00:02:23]

Krongu's grip started slipping with this slew of innovations[00:02:30]

There was now competition from some new corporations[00:02:38]

There were so many style and it all seemed so nice[00:02:45]

These miles of aisles of life's merchandise[00:02:53]

Some tiny some giant some could chirp some could buzz[00:03:00]

Rebellious or compliant with scales feathers or fuzz[00:03:07]

Some were stupid as turnips some were lowly as corals[00:03:14]

Some had high minded concepts dreams and ideas and morals[00:03:22]

Some were fanged some were toothless some were sweet some were salty[00:03:29]

They were popular but useless they were pretty but faulty[00:03:37]

Yes I guess I got fleeced I got baited and hooked[00:03:44]

By each dream and each beast that didn't work as good as it looked[00:03:52]

'Cos each one crapped out and broke built to last forget it[00:03:59]

Get a refund that's a joke you can't even exchange for store credit[00:04:07]

Someone do some muck raking an expose a news tip off[00:04:14]

This whole store is a heartbreaking fraudulent rip off[00:04:22]

Forget friends family dreams hearts trees birds dogs snakes[00:04:29]

Forget you forget me it's just cheap stuff that breaks[00:04:37]

And in the land after time and the time after land[00:04:44]

They'll just roll out the slime in the most trusted brand[00:04:52]

When push comes to shove it'll be Krongu no dismissals no disbarments[00:04:59]

No more tears no more love no more crew of disposable varmints[00:05:05]

'Cos before the land before time there was a time before land[00:05:14]

When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand[00:05:21]

Yes Krongu green sludge was the popular item[00:05:29]

There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em[00:05:37]