歌手: Sir Mix-A-Lot
时长: 04:30
Sprung On The Cat - Sir Mix-A-Lot[00:00:00]
Brothers we've messed over our sisters for years[00:00:01]
(years and years)[00:00:04]
I said for years-I'm talking about "The Cat"[00:00:06]
It'll get ya[00:00:20]
Meow meow the cat will get ya[00:00:24]
If you let it get wit' ya[00:00:26]
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money[00:00:28]
Just to get a little honey[00:00:29]
But the honey gets runny when the money's funny[00:00:30]
'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip[00:00:32]
'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya[00:00:36]
And don't say I didn't warn ya[00:00:38]
Go down to the beach[00:00:41]
See the girls in bikini's[00:00:42]
Wonder why you don't see me brothers (Yeah)[00:00:43]
Should I preach (Preach preach)[00:00:46]
Awreit back to the beach[00:00:47]
A O G from the hood[00:00:49]
Went down to the beach but his game was weak[00:00:50]
Met a sweet thing named Yolanda[00:00:53]
She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda[00:00:54]
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch[00:00:57]
Better come on an' get wit' dis[00:01:00]
A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'[00:01:01]
But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him[00:01:04]
Later that night Yolanda got busy in the back[00:01:06]
Of his big black Cadillac[00:01:09]
The next day the O G wasn't playin' no ball[00:01:10]
'Cause he took her to the mall[00:01:13]
Buyin' everything from skirts to boots[00:01:14]
Oh speakin' a boots yeah he knocked 'er boots[00:01:17]
But in the end another fool got jack[00:01:19]
'Cause he was sprung on the cat[00:01:21]
Sprung on the cat check it out[00:01:27]
There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette[00:01:31]
Had a job at the U P S [00:01:33]
I ain't dissin' 'cause U P S pays money[00:01:35]
But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys huh[00:01:38]
He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down[00:01:40]
But Dave wants to get around[00:01:42]
Put the top down on the 'vette[00:01:44]
Hit the south side of Seattle[00:01:46]
Lookin' for sex[00:01:47]
Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat[00:01:48]
And boom there it is three freaks[00:01:50]
Thick walkin' with a natural switch[00:01:52]
And Dave starts getting that itch huh[00:01:55]
You know a 'vettes only got two seats[00:01:57]
But Dave wasn't listening to me[00:01:59]
All three of them jumped in the car[00:02:01]
Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar[00:02:03]
But them drinks ain't cheap out there son[00:02:05]
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris[00:02:08]
And Dave was treatin'[00:02:10]
And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'[00:02:12]
Two hundred dollars worth of fish[00:02:14]
And Dave wants to make a little wish[00:02:16]
A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie[00:02:18]
Play BBD and said do me[00:02:19]
At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat[00:02:22]
He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette[00:02:25]
Ooh that's the wrong move black[00:02:27]
You must be sprung on the cat[00:02:28]
Sprung on the cat[00:02:35]
Sprung on the cat[00:02:39]
Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago[00:02:44]
You mean she DID put that cat on you you're talkin' to[00:02:48]
Attitude be straight with me man[00:02:50]
I'm cruisin incognito[00:02:53]
850i with the smoked out windows[00:02:54]
An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw[00:02:56]
When it comes to girls I done seen it all[00:02:58]
Then along came a girl named Joyce[00:03:00]
She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce[00:03:02]
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue[00:03:04]
Could Mix be sprung [00:03:07]
Her cat was calling me[00:03:08]
And I started rolling slowly[00:03:12]
Pulled up to the bumper[00:03:14]
'Cause I wants to thump her[00:03:15]
So she pulls up into Texaco[00:03:17]
And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls[00:03:19]
Now I'm checkin' out the body[00:03:22]
This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty[00:03:23]
Followed her to the motel[00:03:26]
Yes motel I'm too cheap for a hotel[00:03:28]
Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose[00:03:30]
I dipped in the juice[00:03:34]
So what's up with the Rolls[00:03:35]
Checked the registration[00:03:36]
And the Rolls was stole[00:03:37]
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat[00:03:39]
But I ain't sprung on the cat[00:03:41]
Don't pet the cat if you just met the cat[00:03:43]
If you're sprung on the cat[00:03:47]
You might as well eat the cat[00:03:49]
Sprung on the cat[00:03:51]
Sprung on the cat[00:03:55]
Maharaji over there all quiet[00:03:57]
I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat[00:04:10]
How 'bout Attitude Adjuster[00:04:12]
Attitude you eatin' the cat or what [00:04:15]
I think it's Critical Mass[00:04:16]
Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat[00:04:19]
Yo P L B I know you eatin' somethin'[00:04:20]
ME What you snackin' on[00:04:24]