所属专辑:Paul’s Boutique
歌手: Beastie Boys
时长: 02:57
Egg Man - Beastie Boys (野兽男孩)[00:00:00]
Written by:Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond[00:00:01]
I looked out the window and seen his bald head[00:00:16]
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg[00:00:18]
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair[00:00:20]
Launched that shot and he was caught out there[00:00:22]
Saw the convertible driving by[00:00:24]
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly[00:00:26]
He went for his to find he didn't have one[00:00:28]
Put him in check correct with my egg gun[00:00:30]
The egg a symbol of life[00:00:33]
Go inside your house and bust out your wife[00:00:35]
Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke[00:00:37]
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke[00:00:39]
Reached in his pocket took all his cash[00:00:41]
Left my man standing with an egg moustache[00:00:43]
Suckers they come a dime a dozen[00:00:45]
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee[00:00:47]
Yeh that's right I'm the egg man[00:00:51]
Driving around king of the town[00:00:54]
Always got my windows rolled down[00:00:59]
You know I'm the egg man[00:01:02]
Once upon a time[00:01:04]
Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg[00:01:06]
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg[00:01:08]
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot[00:01:10]
Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot[00:01:11]
Which came first the chicken or the egg[00:01:14]
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg[00:01:16]
Riding the trains in between cars[00:01:18]
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours[00:01:20]
Drive by eggings plaguing la[00:01:22]
Yo they just got my little cousin ese[00:01:24]
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny[00:01:26]
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy[00:01:28]
People laugh it's no joke[00:01:30]
My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke[00:01:31]
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care[00:01:34]
It was then that I caught catching people out there[00:01:36]
Up on the roof in my car[00:01:38]
Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite[00:01:42]
The mack I'm the egg man[00:01:47]
Taxi driver I'm the egg man[00:01:50]
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back[00:01:55]
We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back[00:01:59]
Sam I am down with the program[00:02:03]
Green eggs and ham yosemite sam[00:02:05]
Come halloween you know I come strapped[00:02:07]
I throw it at a sucker k pap[00:02:09]
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race[00:02:11]
You go through life with egg on your face[00:02:13]
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling[00:02:15]
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling[00:02:17]
Families puck rocks the businessman[00:02:19]
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand[00:02:21]
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe[00:02:23]
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe[00:02:25]