所属专辑:On the Road to Kingdom Come
歌手: HARRY CHAPIN
时长: 03:36
Laugh Man (LP版) - Harry Chapin[00:00:00]
Written by:Harry Chapin[00:00:00]
Did you ever hear the one about[00:00:01]
Oh god I love myself[00:00:05]
When I've got it on[00:00:07]
I know I'll live forever babe[00:00:09]
All my fears are gone[00:00:12]
Then suddenly I'm dying[00:00:14]
They turned the laugh track off[00:00:16]
I'm drowning in the silence[00:00:19]
Crucified by coughs[00:00:21]
Oh I am the laugh man[00:00:26]
Half clown and half man[00:00:30]
Half out and half in oh mister can't you see[00:00:34]
I'm s'posed to leave you laughing why don't you laugh at me[00:00:40]
I started out my starvin'[00:00:50]
Desperate for money[00:00:53]
My belly crackin' dirty jokes[00:00:55]
That did not come out funny[00:00:57]
My neck stuck out so far[00:00:59]
Like a gawky giraffe[00:01:02]
Screamin' on a guillotine[00:01:04]
Come on sucker laugh[00:01:07]
Oh I am the laugh man[00:01:11]
Half clown and half man[00:01:15]
Half out and half in oh mister can't you see[00:01:19]
I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me[00:01:25]
I am the guy who always catches the pie[00:01:35]
I specialize in pratfalls[00:01:40]
I am the goon who flashes the moon[00:01:44]
A mouse in a house of catcalls[00:01:49]
I'm your jester your juggler[00:01:53]
Your joker your friend[00:01:55]
I'm nothing more or less[00:01:57]
Than a horse's nether end[00:01:59]
My ego is a bubble[00:02:16]
That I realize just broke[00:02:18]
And alone without a microphone[00:02:22]
My real life's a joke[00:02:26]
Oh I am the laugh man[00:02:34]
Half clown and half man[00:02:40]
Half out and half in oh mister can't you see[00:02:46]
I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me[00:02:56]
I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me[00:03:07]
Did you ever hear the one about[00:03:19]