所属专辑:Youngest in Charge
歌手: Special Ed
时长: 04:41
Hoedown - Special Ed[00:00:00]
Yo I know you know a ho[00:00:17]
You might know a few[00:00:18]
This jam is about two[00:00:19]
Skeezy sleazy peasy low down[00:00:21]
Hoedown[00:00:24]
This is the hoedown[00:00:25]
Hoedown[00:00:26]
Hoedown[00:00:28]
Ho ho hoedown[00:00:30]
Hoedown[00:00:33]
Lucy I remember Lucy[00:00:34]
With the big fat juicy[00:00:35]
Watermelons comin out the grocery store[00:00:36]
Saw her comin out of the door[00:00:38]
I said Miss can I help you with this[00:00:40]
Please don't diss I just wanna kiss[00:00:42]
She said Of course kissed with force[00:00:44]
Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse[00:00:46]
I said Excuse me please don't bruise me[00:00:48]
Please don't tease or skeeze or use me[00:00:51]
I'm not like that I'm not kinky[00:00:53]
Would you please remove your pinky[00:00:55]
From my rear[00:00:57]
Can't you hear[00:00:58]
What's the matter[00:00:59]
Get your hands off your bladder[00:01:00]
We're standin outside on a crowded block[00:01:01]
I felt her hands goin down on my sock[00:01:03]
It said Polo she was so low down[00:01:05]
I coulda swore her knees was on the ground[00:01:08]
I said Damn Ma'am get on your feet[00:01:10]
Be on your way cause you can't have my meat[00:01:12]
Her eyes started waterin so I brought her[00:01:14]
In the store to buy some more[00:01:16]
Tissue I said Good-bye I'm gonna miss you[00:01:18]
She said No I said Yo ho ho-ho merry Christmas[00:01:20]
This must be a gift have you ever imagined that if[00:01:26]
You was a manget and a girl was a metal filing[00:01:29]
Would they all come piling[00:01:32]
On your body growin like hair yeah[00:01:33]
Well just think of me as there[00:01:36]
Didn't need a girl had plans for the day[00:01:37]
Wanted to step but she wanted me to stay[00:01:39]
You could say she was disturbing my peace[00:01:42]
So I called the police[00:01:44]
Cause yo[00:01:46]
This ho was low down[00:01:46]
Hoedown[00:01:48]
And this is the hoedown[00:01:49]
Hoedown[00:01:51]
Hoedown[00:01:53]
Ho ho hoedown[00:01:55]
Hoedown[00:01:57]
Hoedown[00:02:00]
Ho ho hoedown[00:02:01]
I was coolin on the ave it was a regular day[00:02:03]
Lookin for a girlie cause I wanted to play[00:02:05]
Saw a girl as I examined her back[00:02:07]
Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple Big Mac[00:02:09]
As she turned around I had a look at the grill[00:02:11]
I said 'nah chill'[00:02:13]
I turned around I was about to jet off[00:02:15]
When I took a step and bumped into something soft[00:02:17]
It was a girl she was the sweetest thing[00:02:20]
Yes indeed she was a meal she was fit for a king[00:02:22]
I was scopin but hopin and hopin to rope in[00:02:24]
My desire was up and my resistance was slopin[00:02:26]
She said Excuse me but I was wrong[00:02:28]
Maybe I came on a little bit too strong[00:02:30]
I couldn't talk I couldn't even think[00:02:32]
I said Well can I make it up can I buy your a drink[00:02:34]
She gave a nod to show her acception[00:02:37]
To my pleasure but with one suggestion[00:02:39]
Yo to be alone was the suggestion she had[00:02:41]
Which was even better so we went to her pad[00:02:43]
I brought the wine that you call rose[00:02:45]
We snuggled up in the couch yes we got cosy[00:02:47]
She put the glass to her lip and then she took a sip and[00:02:49]
Tried to get up but she was slippin and trippin[00:02:52]
Did a double summersault the girlie was flippin[00:02:54]
Took a step back took out the hair clip and[00:02:56]
Unbuttoned her blouse yes the girlie was strippin[00:02:58]
Put her hands on my pants the zipper was zippin[00:03:00]
Laid me down on the couch sat down on my hip and[00:03:02]
Straddled up and then she took a dip and[00:03:04]
The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip and[00:03:06]
I called her name out loud I said Jodie oh[00:03:09]
I said You must be down with the rodeo[00:03:11]
The way you ride it might sound silly[00:03:13]
But you're ridin up and down like Bronco Billy[00:03:15]
Time went by the sex had stopped[00:03:17]
I looked around I saw Jodie just dropped[00:03:19]
What was the matter yes the girl was in shock[00:03:21]
She said Special Ed I think it was your[00:03:23]
But never mind I be fine just chill[00:03:26]
I said[00:03:27]
That's what you get for playin Buffalo Bill[00:03:28]
In a minute the girl recuperated[00:03:30]
Gave her some soup for strength and she ate it[00:03:32]
I then waited till she finished some soup[00:03:34]
And then I said[00:03:35]
Get the hell out good lookin out troop[00:03:36]
Cause yo[00:03:39]
This ho was low down[00:03:39]
Hoedown[00:03:41]
And this is the hoedown[00:03:42]
Hoedown[00:03:43]
Ho ho hoedown[00:03:45]
Hoedown[00:03:48]
Ho ho hoedown[00:03:49]
Hoedown[00:03:52]
Hoedown[00:03:54]
Ho ho hoedown[00:03:56]
Hoedown[00:03:58]
Ho ho ho hoedown[00:03:59]
Hoedown[00:04:02]
Ho ho ho hoedown[00:04:04]
Hoedown[00:04:07]
Ho hoedown[00:04:23]
Ho ho ho hoedown[00:04:25]
Hoedown[00:04:28]
Ho ho hoedown[00:04:29]
Hoedown[00:04:32]
Ho ho hoedown[00:04:33]
Ho ho hoedown[00:04:36]