《(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

歌曲： (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

所属专辑：Songs from the Musical Hairspray Performed

歌手： Various Artists

时长： 02:54

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(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Various Artists (欧美群星)[00:00:00]

Well I brought my own '45s[00:00:04]

So if you put 'em on[00:00:06]

I'll show you my stuff[00:00:06]

Haven't you already shown us enough [00:00:07]

Oh my god how times have changed[00:00:11]

This girl's either blind or completely deranged[00:00:14]

Ah but time seemed to halt[00:00:17]

When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:00:19]

Childhood dreams for me were cracked[00:00:24]

When that damn Shirley Temple [00:00:27]

Stole my freakin' act[00:00:29]

But the crown's in the vault[00:00:31]

From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:00:32]

Those poor runner-ups[00:00:38]

Might still hold some grudges[00:00:39]

They padded their cups[00:00:41]

But I screwed the judges[00:00:42]

Those broads thought they'd win[00:00:44]

If a plate they would spin[00:00:46]

In their dance not a chance[00:00:48]

'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze[00:00:51]

While belting high C's and preparing souffles[00:00:54]

With that triple somersault[00:00:58]

Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:00:59]

Proceed are you scared we're on live [00:01:04]

No I'm sure I can cope[00:01:06]

Well this show isn't broadcast[00:01:08]

In Cinemascope[00:01:09]

I never drank one chocolate malt[00:01:11]

No no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:01:13]

How many sweaters do you own [00:01:18]

Well I'm sure I've got plenty[00:01:19]

Let me see I have three five[00:01:21]

No wait I have twenty[00:01:24]

I would say Oy gevalt'[00:01:25]

If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:01:27]

A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny[00:01:32]

The old fart dropped dead[00:01:35]

But left tons of money[00:01:37]

So I bought this station[00:01:38]

So all of the nation could see[00:01:40]

Baby amber and me[00:01:43]

Do you dance like you dress [00:01:45]

Amber there's no need to be cruel[00:01:47]

Would you swim in an integrated pool [00:01:48]

I sure would I'm all for integration[00:01:52]

It's the new frontier[00:01:54]

Not in Baltimore it isn't[00:01:55]

And may I be frank [00:01:57]

First impressions can be tough[00:01:58]

And when I saw you I knew it[00:02:00]

If your size weren't enough[00:02:01]

Your last answer just blew it[00:02:03]

And so my dear so short and stout[00:02:05]

You'll never be in so we're kicking you out[00:02:08]

You can't get past me kid[00:02:12]

But it isn't your fault[00:02:13]

It's hard to get rid of Miss Baltimore Crabs[00:02:15]

You may go thank you Gee Tracy [00:02:28]

That went well[00:02:32]

Hello may I please audition [00:02:36]

No but you can bow and exalt[00:02:38]

'Cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs [00:02:41]

Crabs Crabs Crabs[00:02:46]