歌手: Jimmy Buffett
时长: 03:48
Kinja Rules (Album Version) - Jimmy Buffett[00:00:00]
Written by:Jimmy Buffett[00:00:00]
Pullman he just call[00:00:00]
He ask how come ya don need no watah[00:00:01]
Don't need water[00:00:03]
Well you let the barge go by[00:00:04]
He comin' to talk to you[00:00:06]
Who is senator pullman anyway[00:00:07]
Why do I have to signal the barge[00:00:09]
Welcome to the Caribbean put on a shirt at least[00:00:11]
The big enchilada is on his way[00:00:15]
Mr norman paperman I presume[00:00:22]
Joinin' us in kinja for de tourist boom[00:00:25]
Norman paperman at your service[00:00:27]
Meeting the kingpin I'm slightly nervous[00:00:29]
Mr paperman I here to be your friend[00:00:32]
But there's just certain rules here we can not bend[00:00:34]
Paperman how about the water my cistern's flat[00:00:37]
Why sure I come to take care of dat[00:00:39]
But you gotta play by kinja rules[00:00:41]
Forget about da tings you learned in school[00:00:44]
We use a different box of tools[00:00:46]
And you gotta play by kinja rules[00:00:48]
Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier[00:01:00]
He's bonded for gardener dat why he here[00:01:02]
De chief of immigration a power in dis town[00:01:05]
Chief find out your hotel close down[00:01:07]
Hereafter gardening's all he'll do I didn't know I swear to you[00:01:10]
Doan' hoross yourself it's okay mister[00:01:14]
De chief of immigration she's my sister[00:01:17]
But you gotta play by kinja rules[00:01:28]
Forget about that civics course you learned in school[00:01:30]
We ain't city folks but we ain't fools[00:01:33]
And you gotta play by kinja rules[00:01:35]
Stop[00:01:40]
How about my water[00:01:42]
Hold you hosses I come to dat[00:01:43]
Look at da chambermaid she mighty fat[00:01:45]
And if dat alien have her baby here[00:01:48]
Dat baby an American free and clear[00:01:50]
De secretary of interior he gonna rave[00:01:52]
And dat baby on your record[00:01:55]
From da cradle to da grave[00:01:56]
Your responsibility I doan mean maybe[00:01:57]
Da bottom line sir dat your baby[00:02:00]
You gotta play by kinja rules[00:02:03]
Forget about da tings you learned in school[00:02:05]
We use a simple box of tools[00:02:07]
And you gotta play by kinja rules[00:02:09]
I'll send her away but this club's bone dry[00:02:14]
No problem lots of watah you can buy[00:02:16]
Buy water senator[00:02:19]
That's your advice[00:02:20]
Chief of public works give you a special price[00:02:21]
Chief of public works[00:02:23]
Who's he your brother[00:02:25]
Ha ha not bad she's lorna's mother[00:02:26]
So you gotta play by kinja rules[00:02:35]
Forget about da tings you learned in school[00:02:37]
We use a different box of tools[00:02:40]
And you gotta play by kinja rules[00:02:42]
Senator I thank you[00:02:47]
Now one thing's clear[00:02:48]
I've got to hire a kinjan gondolier[00:02:50]
Now dat a problem[00:02:52]
What's the reason[00:02:53]
No unemployment it's high season[00:02:54]
Can't hire no kinjan to wear dis hat[00:02:56]
And I can't use an alien[00:02:59]
Don't ask dat[00:03:00]
You've been a great help sir you've got my vote[00:03:01]
Just tell me who's going to row that boat[00:03:03]
You gotta play by kinja rules[00:03:06]
Forget about da tings you learned in school[00:03:11]
Just take it easy play it cool[00:03:13]
But be sure to[00:03:15]
Play by kinja rules[00:03:16]
You gotta play by kinja rules[00:03:25]
Forget about that civics course you learned in school[00:03:27]
God watches out for drunks and fools[00:03:29]
But forget the ten commandments here[00:03:32]
Kinja rules[00:03:33]
Kinja rules[00:03:34]
Kinja rules[00:03:35]
Kinja rules[00:03:37]
Norman paperman I feel you soon adjust to kinja hahaha[00:03:39]