所属专辑:Bobby Bare Sings Lullabys, Legends And Lies (And More)
歌手: Bobby Bare
时长: 02:32
Food Blues - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare)[00:00:00]
Written by:Shel Silver[00:00:02]
I was waiting in a Rosie's restaurant[00:00:07]
The waiter came up and said what do you want[00:00:12]
I looked at the menu and looked so nice[00:00:16]
Till he said lemme give you some advice[00:00:20]
He said spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch[00:00:24]
Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart[00:00:28]
There's hormones in chicken and beef and veal[00:00:32]
Bowl of ravioli is a dead man's meal[00:00:36]
Bread got preservatives nitrites in ham[00:00:40]
Artificial coloring in jellies and jam[00:00:44]
Stay away from donuts[00:00:48]
Run away from pie[00:00:50]
Pepperoni pizza is a sure way to die[00:00:52]
Sugar rots your teeth makes you put on weight[00:00:56]
But artificial sweetener's got cyclamates[00:01:00]
Eggs got cholesterol[00:01:05]
There's fat in cheese[00:01:07]
Coffee ruins your kidneys and so does tea[00:01:09]
Fish got mercury[00:01:13]
Red meat is poison[00:01:15]
Salt's gonna send your blood pressure risin'[00:01:17]
Hot dogs and bologna deadly red dyes[00:01:21]
Vegetables and fruits are sprayed with pesticide[00:01:25]
So I said what can I eat that's gonna make me last[00:01:44]
He said a small drink of water in a sterilized glass[00:01:49]
And then he stopped and he thought for a minute[00:01:53]
And said never mind the water[00:01:57]
There's carcinogenics in[00:01:59]
So I got up from the table[00:02:01]
And walked out in the street[00:02:03]
Realizing there was nothin' I could eat[00:02:05]
I ain't eaten for a month and I'm feelin' fine[00:02:09]
'Cause he did not mention[00:02:14]
Beer[00:02:17]
Whiskey[00:02:18]
Women[00:02:19]
And[00:02:20]
Sweet[00:02:20]
Red[00:02:21]
Wine[00:02:22]