《Champagne Lecture》歌词

歌曲： Champagne Lecture

所属专辑：Playground Psychotics

歌手： Frank Zappa&The Mothers O

时长： 04:29

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Champagne Lecture - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

You know [00:00:04]

A lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM [00:00:06]

They think "What can I say [00:00:17]

What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable "[00:00:25]

Suss it out wankers [00:00:35]

Suss it out wankers [00:00:36]

Suss it out wankers [00:00:39]

Suss it out wankers[00:00:42]

Suss it out wankers [00:00:43]

Suss it out wankers [00:00:44]

Suss it out wankers[00:00:46]

What's the matter with you [00:00:48]

Aynsley Dunbar [00:00:49]

And after sussed it out wankers[00:00:52]

Ok[00:00:57]

You go and get yourself a big bottle of champagne [00:00:58]

AAAH [00:01:06]

Find yourself a young vegetable victim [00:01:10]

Yeah [00:01:15]

Take your young vegetable victim[00:01:19]

Step one now this is very important[00:01:24]

You have to do it exactly this way [00:01:26]

Bring the band on down behind me boys [00:01:29]

This gets technnical First: You get a Polaroid camera[00:01:32]

Mothers: Yeah [00:01:41]

FZ: And you make one good jump [00:01:43]

From a balcony to another balcony on the seventh floor of the Sheraton Hotel in Jacksonville[00:01:46]

Aynsley Dunbar ladies and gentlemen[00:01:53]

When you land on the other balcony with your Polaroid camera [00:01:56]

Something like this[00:02:00]

Heeey [00:02:01]

Shoot off one good flashbulb catching[00:02:04]

The agent will immediately turn around and say [00:02:07]

You know I sure would like to have that photograph [00:02:11]

You walk up to the agent and say "Well ha [00:02:15]

Funny you should mention it [00:02:19]

I have this photograph here and just about time to develop it [00:02:20]

Yes it turned out great it shows both of you here [00:02:23]

And I'll give you this photograph if you'll give me the munchkin vegetable that you're with in order that I might make a few more pictures "[00:02:25]

So you make a quick trade [00:02:34]

Holding the champagne bottle in abeyance until the rest of the members of your band have jumped over the same balcony[00:02:36]

Eeeeeeeeh [00:02:42]

And come in and taken their places around the bed where the munchkin vegetable is laid out [00:02:45]

Posing: Leg up in the air and legs down legs to the side [00:02:50]

Then after some deft manipulation of the vital parts of the munchkin vegetable [00:02:56]

Hey I want some baby to hold my tool and squeeze it[00:03:07]

With one masterful stroke -you might use several masterful strokes- shake up the magnum of champagne to a foamy froth [00:03:11]

Holding your thumb over the end of it[00:03:27]

No no no not the cork in Frank [00:03:30]

You pull the cork out[00:03:32]

Suss it out wankers [00:03:35]

They're a hip audience Frank [00:03:37]

They know what's gonna happen next [00:03:39]

After the band has given you their complete attention [00:03:41]

And is watching closely for the precise moment of the detonation of the alcoholic beverage into the vital organ you give a sort of casual glance around the bedroom of the Sheraton [00:03:46]

A suave little smile and wink one eye [00:04:03]

Adjust your bow tie and just stuff it right in there [00:04:06]

Aaaah [00:04:11]

And then you tell 'em how you feel [00:04:18]

You whip it right out take a snort off of it[00:04:21]

How do you feel[00:04:25]