《Diet Song》歌词

歌曲： Diet Song

所属专辑：Drinkin’ from the Bottle Singin’ from the Heart

歌手： Bobby Bare

时长： 03:01

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Diet Song - Bobby Bare[00:00:00]

Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast[00:00:08]

No butter no jelly no jam[00:00:11]

Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks[00:00:15]

No booze no potatoes no ham[00:00:19]

Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried[00:00:23]

No gravy no biscuits no pie[00:00:26]

And this dieting dieting dieting dieting[00:00:30]

Sure is a rough way to die[00:00:34]

So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune[00:00:37]

A glass of skim milk and that's all[00:00:42]

Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial[00:00:46]

It's driving me right up the wall[00:00:49]

And I'm thinking of french fries sausage and waffles[00:00:53]

Spaghetti and cookies and cake[00:00:57]

And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream[00:01:01]

And I'm starving to death when I wake[00:01:05]

Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw[00:01:17]

Some beefsteak the size of a nail[00:01:20]

One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw[00:01:24]

I swear I ate better in jail[00:01:28]

Stop eating that pizza right under my nose[00:01:31]

Girl that's the least you can do[00:01:35]

Put down that candy bar while I'm singing[00:01:39]

I'm starving my pants off for you[00:01:43]

You're fixing the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes[00:01:47]

But it's bouillon and water for me[00:01:50]

Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator[00:01:54]

Lord knows where you're hiding the key[00:01:58]

While I'm starving for food late at night[00:02:02]

I'm starving for loving from you[00:02:06]

But you say that when I can see my own dick[00:02:09]

You'll be glad to look at it too[00:02:13]

So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune[00:02:16]

A glass of skim milk and that's all[00:02:21]

You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons[00:02:25]

Are driving me right off the wall[00:02:28]

Now when I am dead with the insurance paid[00:02:32]

You'll look down at me and you'll grin[00:02:36]

You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died[00:02:40]

But don't he look good when he's thin[00:02:44]

Oh my[00:02:47]

And this dieting dieting dieting dieting[00:02:48]

Sure is a rough way to die[00:02:52]