所属专辑:Golden Memory: Nol Coward, Nat King Cole...
歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 04:10
Nina - Noel Coward[00:00:00]
Written By:Noël Coward[00:00:01]
Seсorita Nina from Argentina knew all the answers[00:00:43]
Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers[00:00:47]
She swore she'd never dance a step until she died[00:00:49]
She said[00:00:53]
I've seen too many movies and all they prove is too idiotic[00:00:53]
They all insist that South America's exotic[00:00:56]
Where's it couldn't be more boring if it tried[00:01:00]
She added firmly that she hated[00:01:04]
The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon[00:01:05]
She also positively stated[00:01:10]
That she could not abide a Southern moon[00:01:11]
She said I hate to be pedantic but[00:01:15]
I'm driven nearly frantic[00:01:17]
When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of[00:01:18]
Forever wriggling their guts[00:01:22]
It drives me absolutely nuts[00:01:25]
She refused to[00:01:28]
Begin[00:01:29]
The Beguine when they requested it[00:01:30]
And she made an embarrassing scene[00:01:34]
If anyone suggested it[00:01:37]
For she detested it[00:01:40]
Though no one ever could be keener than little Nina[00:01:45]
On quite a number of very eligible men who did the rhumba[00:01:49]
When they proposed to her she simply left them flat[00:01:53]
She said that love should be impulsive[00:01:56]
But not convulsive[00:02:00]
And syncopation had a discouraging effect on procreation[00:02:01]
And that she'd rather read a book and that was that[00:02:05]
Seсorita Nina from Argentina despised the Tango[00:02:17]
Although she never was a girl to let a man go[00:02:21]
She wouldn't sacrifice her principles for[00:02:24]
She looked with scorn on the gyrations[00:02:28]
Of her relations who danced the conga[00:02:29]
And swore that if she had to stand it any longer[00:02:32]
She'd lose all dignity and wring their silly necks[00:02:35]
She said that frankly she was blinded[00:02:38]
To all the over advertised romantic charms[00:02:40]
And then she got more bloody minded[00:02:44]
And told them where to put their tropic palms[00:02:46]
And she could not refrain from saying[00:02:49]
That their idiotic swaying[00:02:51]
And those damned guitarras playing[00:02:52]
Were an insult to her race[00:02:54]
And that she really couldn't face[00:02:56]
Such international disgrace[00:02:59]
She declined to[00:03:02]
Begin[00:03:04]
The Beguine when they besought her to[00:03:04]
And with language profane and obscene[00:03:09]
She cursed the man who taught her to[00:03:11]
She cursed Cole Porter too[00:03:14]
From this it's fairly clear that Nina[00:03:19]
In her demeanour[00:03:21]
Was so offensive that[00:03:22]
When the hatred of her friends grew too intensive[00:03:24]
She thought she'd better beat it[00:03:27]
While she had the chance[00:03:28]
After some trial and tribulation[00:03:30]
She reached the station[00:03:34]
And met a sailor[00:03:35]
Who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela[00:03:36]
And so he married him because he couldn't dance[00:03:39]
There surely never could've been a[00:03:43]
More irritating girl than Nina[00:03:45]
They never speak in Argentina[00:03:48]
Of this degenerate bambina[00:03:51]
Who had the luck to find romance[00:03:54]
But resolutely wouldn't dance[00:03:58]