《My Old Man’s a Dustman》歌词

歌曲： My Old Man’s a Dustman

所属专辑：Ultimate Party

歌手： Party Hits

时长： 03:14

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My Old Man's a Dustman (我爸爸是清洁工) - Laugh Central[00:00:00]

Now here's a little story[00:00:02]

To tell it is a must[00:00:06]

About an unsung hero[00:00:11]

That moves away your dust[00:00:15]

Some people make a fortune[00:00:20]

Other's earn a mint[00:00:23]

My old man don't earn much[00:00:26]

In fact....he's flippin'.....skint[00:00:30]

Oh, my old man's a dustman[00:00:38]

He wears a dustman's hat[00:00:41]

He wears cor blimey trousers[00:00:42]

And he lives in a council flat[00:00:44]

He looks a proper narner[00:00:46]

In his great big hob nailed boots[00:00:47]

He's got such a job to pull em up[00:00:50]

That he calls them daisy roots[00:00:52]

Some folks give tips at Christmas[00:00:56]

And some of them forget[00:00:58]

So when he picks their bins up[00:01:00]

He spills some on the steps[00:01:02]

Now one old man got nasty[00:01:04]

And to the council wrote[00:01:06]

Next time my old man went 'round there[00:01:07]

He punched him up the throat[00:01:10]

Oh, my old man's a dustman[00:01:11]

He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:14]

He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:15]

And he lives in a council flat[00:01:17]

I say, I say Duncan[00:01:19]

I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin[00:01:20]

How do you know he's a police dog[00:01:24]

He had a policeman with him[00:01:26]

Though my old man's a dustman[00:01:30]

He's got a heart of gold[00:01:32]

He got married recently[00:01:34]

Though he's 86 years old[00:01:36]

We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad[00:01:38]

You're getting past your prime'[00:01:40]

He said 'Well when you get to my age'[00:01:41]

'It helps to pass the time'[00:01:44]

Oh, my old man's a dustman[00:01:45]

He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:47]

He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:49]

And he lives in a council flat[00:01:50]

I say, I say, I say[00:01:52]

My dustbins full of lillies[00:01:54]

Well throw 'em away then[00:01:57]

I can't Lilly's wearing them[00:01:58]

Now one day while in a hurry[00:02:02]

He missed a lady's bin[00:02:04]

He hadn't gone but a few yards[00:02:06]

When she chased after him[00:02:08]

'What game do you think you're playing'[00:02:10]

She cried right from the heart[00:02:11]

'You've missed me...am I too late'[00:02:13]

'No... jump up on the cart'[00:02:15]

Oh, my old man's a dustman[00:02:17]

He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:19]

He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:21]

And he lives in a council flat[00:02:22]

I say, I say, I say What you again[00:02:24]

My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools[00:02:29]

How do you know it's full[00:02:33]

'Cos there's not much room inside[00:02:34]

He found a tiger's head one day[00:02:38]

Nailed to a piece of wood[00:02:39]

The tiger looked quite miserable[00:02:41]

But I suppose it should[00:02:42]

Just then from out a window[00:02:45]

A voice began to wail[00:02:47]

He said Oi! Where's me tiger head[00:02:49]

Four foot from it's tail[00:02:51]

Oh, my old man's a dustman[00:02:53]

He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:54]

He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:56]

And he lives in a council flat[00:02:57]

Next time you see a dustman[00:02:59]

Looking all pale and sad[00:03:02]

Don't kick him in the dustbin[00:03:04]

It might be my old dad[00:03:06]