《The Sexual Life Of A Camel》歌词

歌曲： The Sexual Life Of A Camel

所属专辑：Big Rugby Anthems

歌手： Studio Allstars

时长： 01:58

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The Sexual Life Of A Camel - Union Of Sound[00:00:00]

The sexual life of a camel [00:00:06]

Is stranger than anyone thinks[00:00:10]

At the height of the mating season[00:00:14]

He tries to bugger the sphinx [00:00:18]

But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter[00:00:22]

Is all clogged[00:00:27]

By the sands on the Nile [00:00:28]

Which accounts[00:00:31]

For the hump on the camel[00:00:32]

And the sphinx's inscrutable smile [00:00:35]

In the process of syphillisation[00:00:41]

From the anthropoid ape down to man[00:00:45]

It is generally held that the navy[00:00:49]

Has buggered whatever it can [00:00:53]

Yet recent extensive researches[00:00:57]

By Darwin and Huxly and Hall[00:01:01]

Conclusively prove that the hedgehog[00:01:06]

Has never been buggered at all [00:01:10]

We therefore believe our conclusion[00:01:15]

Is incontrovertibly shown[00:01:19]

That comparative safety on shipboard[00:01:23]

Is enjoying[00:01:27]

By the hedgehog alone [00:01:28]

Why haven't[00:01:32]

They done it at Spithead [00:01:32]

As they've done it[00:01:36]

At Harvard and Yale [00:01:37]

And also at oxford[00:01:40]

And Cambridge[00:01:42]

By shaving the spikes off it's tail[00:01:44]