所属专辑:Modern Country Classics: The 1980’s, Vol. 8
歌手: The Hit Crew
时长: 04:59
Ballad of the Blue Cyclone - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]
Blue Cyclone Oooh [00:00:01]
Well my wife went out of town[00:00:07]
'Bout a year or so back[00:00:10]
And left me at home by myself to bach[00:00:11]
And after five straight nights of T V [00:00:13]
I was ready to scream [00:00:15]
So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine[00:00:17]
I said "Bill I ain't havin' a real good time "[00:00:20]
He said "Why don't we go to the wrestlin'[00:00:23]
Matches and let off a little steam "[00:00:25]
The main event was the Spider from parts unknown[00:00:26]
With his trusty partner the Blue Cyclone [00:00:30]
They was takin' on a team that[00:00:32]
Never had been beat [00:00:34]
Now I'd never seen the matches before[00:00:35]
And the crowd was backed up plum out the door [00:00:39]
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out[00:00:41]
And got ringside seats [00:00:43]
Well then they rang the bell[00:00:45]
And all Hell broke loose[00:00:47]
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose[00:00:48]
I'd never seen anything like this [00:00:50]
Not even in the war [00:00:52]
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin[00:00:54]
Then he body slammed him and he did it again[00:00:57]
I swear I didn't see how that[00:01:00]
Old boy could take much more [00:01:02]
It was right about then in the thick of things[00:01:03]
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring[00:01:07]
And I knew we'd better be headin' for the door [00:01:09]
'Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us[00:01:12]
And he was rubbin' his head[00:01:16]
And he started to cuss[00:01:17]
And I knew if he caught us[00:01:18]
He'd break Bill's neck for sure [00:01:20]
Well where we parked wasn't too far[00:01:21]
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car [00:01:26]
Locked the doors and[00:01:28]
Wasn't about to let anyone in [00:01:29]
And I turned around and the Cyclone was there[00:01:31]
And he said "Hey punk you forgot your chair "[00:01:35]
And by the look in his eyes [00:01:37]
I knew that this was the end [00:01:39]
Then he body slammed me two or three times[00:01:40]
And he put his arms around me from behind[00:01:44]
Then he pile-drived me right[00:01:47]
There in the hard concrete [00:01:48]
Broke both my arms and three of my ribs[00:01:50]
It's the closest I've ever come to being killed[00:01:54]
And that's the last thing I remember[00:01:56]
'Fore he put me to sleep[00:01:58]
Blue Cyclone Blue Cyclone [00:02:00]
I woke up in a hospital bed [00:02:12]
"I believe I coulda took him[00:02:16]
If I hadn't been drinkin' [00:02:18]
So the next time we meet [00:02:19]
I won't be on no binge [00:02:21]
"Cause I hadn't been the same[00:02:23]
Since we had that fight [00:02:25]
And I'd see that Cyclone in my dreams at night [00:02:26]
And I won't be satisfied 'til I get revenge "[00:02:29]
Then I called up Bill and told him my plan[00:02:32]
And all he said was "Right on man [00:02:36]
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd been me [00:02:38]
It all happened so quick[00:02:41]
When that car door slammed [00:02:44]
It musta broke something [00:02:45]
'Cause the door locks jammed [00:02:46]
You was already down [00:02:47]
He's gone time I got free "[00:02:49]
Bill said "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again [00:02:50]
I know two ol' boys who weigh 210 [00:02:54]
They both lift weights so you know they're mean[00:02:56]
Well we talked it over they said they's willin'[00:03:00]
They'd stop at nothing short of killin' [00:03:04]
Said "Hoss we'll back you[00:03:06]
As long as you wanna fight "[00:03:07]
So I checked around at a few of the bars[00:03:09]
And found out where all the wrasslin' stars[00:03:13]
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door [00:03:15]
Well after a while he finally appeared [00:03:18]
Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer[00:03:22]
And he barely took a sip '[00:03:24]
Fore I stepped to the middle of the floor [00:03:26]
I yelled "Hey Cyclone Remember me [00:03:28]
I'm the guy you put to sleep [00:03:36]
Only this time you can see I'm not alone Ha ha [00:03:38]
You see them two big dudes over there "[00:03:43]
The Cyclone looked and said "Over where "[00:03:45]
And I turned around [00:03:47]
And I'm a son of a gun they was gone [00:03:48]
Then the Cyclone looked at me and grinned[00:03:51]
And he said "Okay punk here we go again [00:03:55]
It seems to me that some guys never learn "[00:03:57]
And then he waded through[00:04:00]
Them tables and chairs [00:04:03]
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my hair [00:04:04]
And when he threw me to the floor [00:04:07]
I was starting to get concerned [00:04:08]
The next thing I remember [00:04:10]
They was carryin' me in[00:04:12]
And the doctor said "Oh no you again "[00:04:13]
I said "Doctor how long you thing[00:04:16]
It'll be this time "[00:04:18]
He said "Boy if you don't leave[00:04:19]
That Cyclone alone [00:04:22]
One of these days you ain't goin' home [00:04:23]
You'll need the undertaker's services not mine "[00:04:25]
Blue Cyclone [00:04:28]
He's the meanest rascal the ring has ever known[00:04:34]
He'll make you groan he'll make you moan [00:04:37]
He'll lay you prone and break your bones[00:04:41]
Blue Cyclone[00:04:44]
The Blue Cyclone[00:04:48]