《The Sexual Life Of A Camel》歌词

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The Sexual Life Of A Camel - Union Of Sound/Gloucester Cathedral Choir - Ian BALL (Organ)/New Zealand Army Band[00:00:00]

The sexual life of a camel[00:00:05]

Is stranger than anyone thinks[00:00:09]

At the height of the mating season[00:00:14]

He tries to bugger the sphinx[00:00:18]

But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter[00:00:22]

Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile[00:00:27]

Which accounts for the hump on the camel[00:00:31]

And the sphinx's inscrutable smile[00:00:35]

In the process of syphillisation[00:00:41]

From the anthropoid ape down to man[00:00:44]

It is generally held that the navy[00:00:49]

Has buggered whatever it can[00:00:53]

Yet recent extensive researches[00:00:57]

By Darwin and Huxly and Hall[00:01:01]

Conclusively prove that the hedgehog[00:01:05]

Has never been buggered at all[00:01:10]

We therefore believe our conclusion[00:01:15]

Is incontrovertibly shown[00:01:19]

That comparative safety on shipboard[00:01:23]

Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone[00:01:27]

Why haven't they done it at Spithead[00:01:31]

As they've done it at Harvard and Yale[00:01:35]

And also at oxford and Cambridge[00:01:40]

By shaving the spikes off it's tail[00:01:44]

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