《I’m A Wanker》歌词

歌曲： I’m A Wanker

所属专辑：Bring Me Sunshine

歌手： Geoge Formby

时长： 03:14

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I'm A Wanker - Geoge Formby[00:00:00]

My mother said that I never should[00:00:03]

Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood[00:00:08]

Their giggling talk I could never understand[00:00:12]

And that's why I fell in love with my right hand[00:00:17]

And that's why[00:00:23]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:00:25]

And does me good like it bloody well should[00:00:28]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:00:30]

And I'm always pulling my pudd[00:00:32]

I was 25 years old before I was kissed[00:00:35]

And then I found that I prefered[00:00:40]

A swift one off the wrist[00:00:42]

It's cheap and convenient you can't catch VD[00:00:45]

It's avalible at anytime and it's absolutly free[00:00:49]

And thats why[00:00:55]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:00:58]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:01:00]

I'm wanker I'm a wanker[00:01:03]

And I'm always pulling my pudd[00:01:05]

Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters[00:01:08]

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind[00:01:12]

I've got pains in my arms and my donkeys growing shorter[00:01:17]

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind[00:01:22]

I've wanked over Italy[00:01:27]

I've wanked over Spain[00:01:29]

I've wanked in an omibus[00:01:31]

I've even had a wank in a train[00:01:34]

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat[00:01:36]

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a David Crocket hat[00:01:41]

And that's why[00:01:47]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:01:49]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:01:52]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:01:54]

And I'm always pulling my pudd[00:01:56]

You listen[00:01:58]

Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters[00:01:59]

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind[00:02:04]

I've got pains in my arms and my donkeys getting shorter[00:02:08]

My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind[00:02:13]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:02:17]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:02:20]

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker[00:02:23]

And I'm always pulling my pudd[00:02:25]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:27]

And it does him good like it bloody well should[00:02:30]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:32]

And he's always pulling his pudd[00:02:34]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:37]

And it does him good like it bloody well should[00:02:39]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:42]

And he's always pulling his pudd[00:02:44]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:47]

And it does him good like it bloody well should[00:02:49]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:52]

And he's always pulling his pudd[00:02:54]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:02:56]

And it does him good like it bloody well should[00:02:59]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:03:01]

And he's always pulling his pudd[00:03:03]

He's a wanker he's a wanker[00:03:06]