《I’m Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： I’m Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas(Explicit)

所属专辑：The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One (Explicit)

歌手： Kate Miller-Heidke&The Be

时长： 03:32

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I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas - Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards[00:00:00]

Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke/Keir Nuttall/Louis Schoorl[00:00:01]

When I was a girl[00:00:05]

Just a little girl[00:00:07]

I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman[00:00:09]

And I could grow a thatch of curls[00:00:12]

A deep dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world[00:00:15]

Days became weeks[00:00:18]

Weeks became months[00:00:20]

Months turned to years[00:00:22]

And it was like magic[00:00:23]

It grew and grew[00:00:25]

The greatest bush[00:00:27]

That the kingdom ever knew[00:00:28]

But at the turn of the Millenium[00:00:32]

A fever gripped the land[00:00:36]

It was decreed that all the women[00:00:39]

Look like little girls again[00:00:42]

But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:00:46]

Growing a downstairs beard for you[00:00:50]

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:00:53]

Growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you[00:00:56]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:01:01]

Merry Christmas[00:01:04]

I'm growing it strong and true[00:01:05]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:01:07]

When I was a boy[00:01:13]

Just a little boy[00:01:14]

I was embarrassed by my body's changes[00:01:16]

But then one day at the local pool[00:01:19]

I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus[00:01:22]

I was so impressed[00:01:26]

It looked like tom selleck's chest[00:01:27]

He was so proud as he towlled it down[00:01:29]

I couldn't wait to cultivate[00:01:33]

My very own hairy bum gown[00:01:36]

But at the turn of the Millenium[00:01:39]

Spandex gripped the land[00:01:43]

Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax[00:01:46]

Now I'm growing it back[00:01:49]

A gift for you to unwrap[00:01:51]

Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:01:55]

I'm growing a downstairs beard for you[00:01:59]

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:02:02]

I'm growing it big growing[00:02:05]

It thick growin' it for you[00:02:07]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:02:10]

Merry Christmas[00:02:13]

I'm growing it strong and true[00:02:15]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:02:16]

We'll keep each other warm at night[00:02:24]

With our jingle bell hairy stalactites[00:02:30]

We'll watch each other grow and grow[00:02:37]

I'll stick to you[00:02:42]

I'll stick to you[00:02:44]

Like velcro[00:02:45]

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:02:48]

Growing a downstairs beard for you[00:02:51]

Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:02:54]

I'm growing it big growing it thick[00:02:58]

Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:03:01]

I'm growing a downstairs beard for you[00:03:04]

Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas[00:03:07]

I'm growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you[00:03:11]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:03:16]

Merry Christmas[00:03:19]

I'm growing it strong and true[00:03:20]

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby[00:03:22]