《The Biggest Aspidistra in the World》歌词

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The Biggest Aspidistra in the World - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]

For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot[00:00:08]

On the what not near the atstand in the all[00:00:14]

It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe[00:00:18]

Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall[00:00:23]

So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree[00:00:27]

And he's planted it against the garden wall[00:00:32]

It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky[00:00:37]

It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:00:42]

We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high[00:00:47]

It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:00:51]

When father's had a snoot full at his pub[00:00:56]

The bunch of grapes[00:01:00]

He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes[00:01:02]

No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan of the apes[00:01:06]

Of the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:11]

The tom cats and their love to spend their evenings out[00:01:17]

Up the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:21]

They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout[00:01:26]

From the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:31]

The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see[00:01:36]

They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee[00:01:40]

So[00:01:45]

I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree[00:01:46]

It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:50]

Me brother's in the army[00:01:56]

He's in the home defence[00:01:58]

With the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:00]

The colonel says at topping[00:02:05]

Now we'll start the big advance[00:02:08]

With the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:10]

When goering sees it from afar 'e'll say to his old frau[00:02:15]

Young Joe as got his blood up war will soon be over now[00:02:20]

For they're going to string old 'itler from the very highest bough[00:02:24]

Of the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:29]

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