所属专辑:Forever Gold - Ballin’ The Jack
时长: 02:58
Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye/The Andrews Sisters (安德鲁斯姐妹)/Trudy Stevens[00:00:00]
It all began when I was born a month too soon[00:00:08]
My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon[00:00:14]
Pa was forced to be a hobo[00:00:21]
Because he played the oboe[00:00:24]
And the oboe it is clearly understood[00:00:26]
Is an ill wind that no one blows good[00:00:30]
I'll never forget the morning that grandpa ate the awning[00:00:36]
To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady[00:00:40]
Then my uncle josia lit the chicago fire[00:00:44]
Ran off to hawaii with the o'leary cow[00:00:48]
Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented[00:00:53]
A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow[00:00:56]
And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics[00:01:00]
Of this family of inbred schizophrenics[00:01:01]
The end of a long long line of bats[00:01:03]
I design women's hats[00:01:06]
I'm anatole of paris[00:01:12]
I shriek with chic[00:01:14]
My hat of the week[00:01:15]
Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses[00:01:17]
I'm anatole of paris[00:01:20]
The hats I sell make husbands yell[00:01:21]
Is that a hat or a two room flat[00:01:25]
Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw[00:01:28]
And viola[00:01:30]
A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw[00:01:32]
It's how I pull and chew on it[00:01:37]
The little things I do on it[00:01:38]
Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it[00:01:42]
The little ones the big ones[00:01:46]
The sat on by a pig ones[00:01:48]
The foolish ones that perch[00:01:49]
And the ghoulish ones that lurch[00:01:51]
The one called whisky sour[00:01:53]
Designed for the cocktail hour[00:01:55]
A little snip a potato chip[00:01:56]
And a trifle off the eiffle tower[00:01:59]
I'm anatole of paris I must design[00:02:01]
I'm just like wine[00:02:04]
I go to your head[00:02:07]
Give me thread and the needle[00:02:11]
I itch I twitch to stitch[00:02:15]
I'm a glutton for cutting[00:02:16]
For putting with a button[00:02:18]
To snip and pluck nip and tuck[00:02:19]
Fix and trim plan the brim[00:02:21]
Tote that barge lift that bail[00:02:22]
I'm a glutton for cutting[00:02:28]
For putting with a button[00:02:30]
To snip and pluck nip and tuck[00:02:32]
Fix and trim plan the brim[00:02:34]
Tote that barge lift that bail[00:02:36]
And why do I sew each new chapeau[00:02:39]
With a style they most look positively grim in[00:02:42]
Strictly between us entre nous[00:02:46]
I hate women[00:02:50]